Seamus @servantoffleur

Never, ever, mistake posh for clever. Don’t be upset with the results you didn’t get from the work you didn’t do! ✈️🚘🏍🏉🚴‍♂️⛷🏋️‍♂️🐈‍⬛🇬🇧🇮🇪🇦🇹 United Kingdom Joined November 2010

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dave ❄️ 🥕 🧻 @mrdavemacleod

6 months ago

Russell Brand thinking that JFK was shot by Penelope Keith from The Good Life is actually the least mental opinion he’s had in a very long time

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John Burn-Murdoch @jburnmurdoch

6 months ago

NEW 🧵: Is human intelligence starting to decline? Recent results from major international tests show that the average person’s capacity to process information, use reasoning and solve novel problems has been falling since around the mid 2010s. What should we make of this?

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Brendan May @bmay

6 months ago

I keep hoping it will turn out Truss has been doing some multi-year Borat-style parody and we’ve all fallen for it.

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Brian Cox @ProfBrianCox

7 months ago

Interesting situation - if the probability remains this high then we will have to make a decision on preparing a deflection mission - which would be a good investment even if (as is most likely) we don’t need to use it this time. It’s as if the Universe has decided to do an…

NASA Space Alerts @NASASpaceAlerts

7 months ago

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Scott Bateman MBE @scottiebateman

7 months ago

If they have to go to the bathroom… that’s an aircraft with no pilot. So it’s a hard no from me.

Tim Robinson @RAeSTimR

7 months ago

If they have to go to the bathroom… that’s an aircraft with no pilot. So it’s a hard no from me.

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Real Britain Ros @realbritainros

9 months ago

I've got a lot more respect for Lee Anderson now I know he fought in the Somme

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Larry & Paul @larryandpaul

9 months ago

🧠 MASTERMIND: Lee Anderson (@LeeAndersonMP_) Named "Britain's Brainiest Person." 👇🏻 Join the #BrokenNews team for the full report.

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Mens_Corner__ @Mens_Corner__

9 months ago

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ZA393 @AS332L

10 months ago

This is pinched from an Air Traffic Control forum: Ah, contrails—the icy streaks of science in the sky. Perfectly explained by physics, yet somehow the ultimate muse for conspiracy theorists everywhere. What Contrails Actually Are: When a jet engine burns fuel, it produces…

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Todd Cantwell @ToddCantwell_10

11 months ago

Truly an honour to me to ever have the relationship we did. They made the club a family and installed and reinforced the club morals and respect. I will always be greatfull and so should you💛💚

Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC

11 months ago

Truly an honour to me to ever have the relationship we did. They made the club a family and installed and reinforced the club morals and respect. I will always be greatfull and so should you💛💚

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Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC

11 months ago

After 28 years as directors of Norwich City, Delia Smith and Michael Wynn Jones have stepped down to become honorary life presidents. It's not goodbye, it's just thank you 💛💚

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ZA393 @AS332L

11 months ago

@Kaysadcanadian @MaldonGirl1966 @vitorfidm @BGatesIsaPyscho

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Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5% 🇪🇺🐟🇬🇧🏴‍☠️🦠💙 @g_gosden

11 months ago

Alexa show me an example of political double standards and/or puerile posturing

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Seamus @servantoffleur

11 months ago

No doubt, this was Sean Lock's greatest accomplishment #CatsDoesCountdow... youtube.com/shorts/r4F580d… via @YouTube

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Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP

11 months ago

#bbclaurak TORY MP Laura Kuenssberg rips Labour wimp Wes Strutting apart! Wes: You have had 3 months A 100 days And you STILL haven’t solved the problems in The NHS. We Conservatives had built 40 new virtual hospitals in this time period. PULL YOUR BLOODY FINGER OUT! Bravo Loz👏

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NATS @NATS

11 months ago

For International Day of the Air Traffic Controller, we are celebrating all the amazing work that our air traffic controllers do to keep the skies safe! 🙌 Today they are sharing their stories and experiences in a career like no other: bit.ly/40fkhaN

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Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews

11 months ago

I see it doesn’t protect you from being a shameless grifter.

Will Sommer @willsommer

11 months ago

I see it doesn’t protect you from being a shameless grifter.

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Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews

11 months ago

"It was great to see a sold out Old Trafford!" 👏 Wigan Warriors Chief Executive Kris Radlinski reacts to the news that the club have become the first side in the Super League era to lift all four trophies in one season 🏆

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sarah murphy @13sarahmurphy

11 months ago

@implausibleblog ‘Honest Bob’ Jenrick… pitching for the Tory leadership on a platform of raging anti-immigrant illiberalism, threatening to the leave the ECHR and insisting that he will finally unleash the mythical benefits of a Brexit he knows has failed… is exactly the dystopia he predicted.

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Wigan Warriors 🍒⚪️ @WiganWarriorsRL

11 months ago

🗞️ 𝙈𝘼𝙏𝘾𝙃 𝙍𝙀𝙋𝙊𝙍𝙏 Read as Wigan Warriors beat Hull KR at Old Trafford to be crowned @SuperLeague champions! 👇 #WWRL #GrandFinal wiganwarriors.com/blog/2024/10/1…