Pretentiouslyyours @shwetavashistha

Be kind. Live fearlessly. Bengaluru, India Joined February 2014

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Pretentiouslyyours @shwetavashistha

7 months ago

Inti overthinking kar leti hu ki kai baar khud ki hi therapist ban jaati hu.

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10 months ago

A broken spoon in a packaged cake is the first I am seeing...how disappointing..@Swiggy yaar kaise brands h ye jo bech rahe h swiggy pe..

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10 months ago

Idgaf about designations in corporate...what I need is to reach a level where I can enter a room full of folks who are discussing business...I enter and just eat. Am so knowledgeable that people rely on my input and no one cares what I am doing as long as I am there.

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10 months ago

Some of the names in Mumbai sound so Japanese...like Oshiwara. And if you can keep your bias aside for "nala" then Nalasopara can be believed to be in Japan as well.

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a year ago

Might be surprising to you: George is a VERY common name in the Indian state of Kerala, which is ~20% Christian. The board of directors at Muthoot, the leading gold loan company in India is comprised of 7 men, all named George! 3 of them are named George Muthoot! ht @MarcRuby

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2 years ago

Just like I still call it #Gurgaon and not #Gurugram, it will always be #Twitter for me, and not #XTwitter

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2 years ago

To people enjoying The Diplomat on Netflix, you folks should also check out The Brink. Highly entertaining show. Sad it had only one season. Didn't get enough of it. #TheDiplomatNetflix

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3 years ago

Not all Mondays are bad. Some are not only bearable but productive too 😇

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3 years ago

It's amazing how our dreams work. Today I dreamt of a place somewhere in Rajasthan. So my mind named that place based on all the palaces that we find there ..and called it "Palacipur" IDC it makes sense to me😂

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3 years ago

I miss Uber pools!😭 @Uber

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3 years ago

I manifested the last bit for some self entertainment...turned out to be the entrainment for the entire world. #FIFAWorldCup

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3 years ago

I don't think we give @Shazam enough credit. It was able to identify the song playing at such a low volume that I couldn't even hear!🤩

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3 years ago

I don't even know how to put $20,000,000,000 into words! #figmaadobe

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3 years ago

That craving for #rajmachawal at 1 am...

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4 years ago

Why I am not hearing more news about this privatisation of many government organisations?! There are strikes going on everywhere, banks, development departments etc.