Eric the Red Dead Redemption ✡️🇵🇸 @siecraticmethod
A bi Jew from Jersey (not "New York/New Jersey"), hubband of @justine825 xkcd.com/1248 A Space Sphere Joined February 2009-
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Hey @Microsoft, why can't I redeem my points for not having a phone number even though my phone number is on the account?
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Hey @netflix how the fuck did you cancel Kaos after one season?
Fun fact for Star Wars Day. While the original reply to “may the Force be with you” was “and also with you,” ever since the Phantom Council of Naboo the correct reply is “and with your midichlorians.”
Is that Timothée Cholmondeley's mom?
Galileo's Three Laws of Attraction : 1. No robot may harm a human, or through inaction, cause a human to be harmed 2. Full equals metal alchemist 3. If this is your first time at fight club, you have to fight
If @RealClancyBrown was on Cameo, I'd probably ask him to do the "do you know how much power I'd have to give up to be President?" monologue but as Mr. Krabs
Brockway, Ogdenville, North Haverbrook, Springfield. Long ago, the four towns lived in mediocrity, but everything changed when Lyle Lanley attacked.
Happy birthday, Mewtwo!
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterversary
ㄥ乇ᐯㄚ 🕎 for... @RealAndreLevy
2K Followers 5K Following A Jew against Jewish supremacism▫️Pals & Jews shall be FREE to leave or live together w/ equal rights FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA #DefundIsrael #ExpelIsraelFromUN
FadoodleRulez✊🏾 @FadoodleRulez
24 Followers 177 Following WoW is love. Wow is life. WWE is my passion. Blink, ARMY, Monbebe, STAY, Wenee, TOMOON, NCTzen, WayZennie, Atiny, MIDZY, Shawol, MOA, LyOn.... LOK'TAR OGAR
Mysterian @MysterianAI
3 Followers 12 Following Mysterian is an AI-powered LLM tool designed to revolutionize the way we navigate and utilize information.
Berno @sischre
104 Followers 234 Following Speaking in simile, Memphis Minnie, grapefruit & alabaster.
Greg Silber may or ma... @GregSilber
560 Followers 789 Following Writer/editor/no longer here💥 Bylines include @dailydot @panelxpanel @TheGutterReview @PopverseSays💥 He/him 💥 Opinions mine
Swaggering Tribesman ... @HomeOfEpicSinge
131 Followers 221 Following ✋🥚 enjoyer. Havana Syndrome sufferer. Without well-regulated militias we are disorganized and isolated and could never keep the government in check with the 2A
Vickie Reed @VKitaLR
58 Followers 184 Following
elementhunter @elementhunter
163 Followers 1K Following
Shiv B @Shivbot89
8 Followers 42 Following
Franz Venezuela @TacoDoggyRoll
259 Followers 978 Following Comedian, writer, actor, film critic. Is that guy who says "hi doggy" to every dog on the street. Possibly a genius, madman, or both.
nat sings for the war... @waryaknat
322 Followers 546 Following vocals/ keys for the war yaks, the best prog group you've never heard of. rectify that: https://t.co/4T84qkmJyJ
Ms. Kurt @ScienceKurt
156 Followers 212 Following
tay @SweatyMercury
15 Followers 121 Following felicia hardy irl 🖤 meow. president of the brandon st randy fan club. golf and general derange.
James Haney @KiwiKugai
5 Followers 44 Following
AngelaDorriel @lilcandleshop17
17 Followers 75 Following I decided to become a Gold Canyon Fragrance Consultant because of my love for candles....the world smells much better when you use the World's Finest
Jade @jadedraynebow
7 Followers 61 Following
The Haunted Box @TheHauntedBox
91 Followers 810 Following Established in 2016 by two enthusiastic gamers and their plucky friend, The Haunted Box is an online retailer selling spooktacular hobbies, games and more!
Morgan Bardall @BardallMorgan
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the Masterpiece @masterpiece_911
65 Followers 122 Following mostly just angry at this point. he/him.
Scott reid @thecow79
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Alpha Phi Omega AGS @apo_ags92
123 Followers 333 Following
Allison @NewTunnelsNOW
38 Followers 290 Following This is a grassroots advocacy campaign to BUILD NEW TUNNELS in between New Jersey and Manhattan. GET MAD AND JOIN US!
Gigi H. @gigi_is_not_42
23 Followers 33 Following I'm a college student and I like books and tea. I think whales are awesome and numbers rule the universe.
Detachable Pianist @rawkandindie
42 Followers 247 Following I used to keep my stupid comments in my pocket, but then I discovered Twitter. Muso,lefty ex-politics hack,indie music radio host,jerk.Views are probably biased
Lily Moritz @LilyMoritz
235 Followers 870 Following https://t.co/bSv9YpBeuv Tennis Player . Preschool Teacher . Fun Lover . Book Reader . Life Liver . https://t.co/5pIA7sjEny @sweatin2wedding
Lyndhurst PACC @LyndhurstPACC
3 Followers 9 Following DO YOU HAVE A POLISH ANCESTRY? BECOME A MEMBER OF THE POLISH AMERICAN CITIZENS CLUB AND JOIN OTHERS THAT YOU CAN SHARE YOUR POLISH HERITAGE WITH PRIDE!
Brian Martin @mayajake
555 Followers 2K Following Brother, parent, friend, bro-friend, son, and believer!
Lynnie Beep @LynnieBeep
155 Followers 1K Following Beep 💜 ✨Mentally ill wrestling fan✨ Sometimes I do art. 🏳️🌈🚀 They/them. Non-binary. Queer/Asexual. Profile pic by @wonchopmonkeyma
McKenzie @mckstep
133 Followers 504 Following I dont like slow dancing or side ponytails. No drummers allowed.
SS @Betatapeofpast
111 Followers 536 Following Content Creator| Writer| Filmmaker|Sometimes Blogger| Asian enthusiast and pop culture fan, Anti-Disney/Anti-Woke| Centrist
Suz @Epithimia
64 Followers 46 Following 26 ~ F ~ Pansexual ~ Trashy Pervert ~ Lingerie Enthusiast ~ Aspiring Writer ~ Purveyor of Fine Pornography ~蝶...
Onca @RogueOnca
72 Followers 208 Following Editor, LARPer, all-around word nerd. Also I sometimes play games.
halfur @RC1342
240 Followers 209 Following A person. Likes music, computers and things. Especially things. And stuff. Header from https://t.co/hpMnwdNtui ❧ Pronouns: they/them (EN), es/ihm (DE)
Gabriela Lanz @GabrielaLanzG
268 Followers 722 Following
Eugenie @EhFriedrichs
3 Followers 5 Following
Amy the Esthetician @HarmonyDaySpa
1K Followers 3K Following We are a professional skin care center dedicated to customized, results-driven skin and less tense muscles. #Since2003
Randa Aljohani @0o0Randa0o0
552 Followers 580 Following work hard, play hard i'm half hispanic /saudi RN☕️eat mexican food everyday Perfume Addict♋️cancer❤️volunteer love yourself and everybody will luv u❤
Mike Taffet @MikeTaffet
153 Followers 113 Following Formerly East Coast. Now living on the Best Coast. I like Pizza. Opinions are my own.
Robert's Pizzeria @robertspizza
656 Followers 879 Following Get Mo Fo Yo Dough at Robert's Pizzeria We fry in Beef Tallow - Make Newark Healthy Again
ValentineGang @Valentine_Gang
4K Followers 2K Following Official @justinamusic FanClub ♥️#WildNOut 🎤 🚀 #FavoriteVibe album out now🎶
Tall Dark And... @i_nightblade
3 Followers 27 Following Erratic Tweeter, self deprecating, and handsome (according to his mom anyway).
Bratty Karate @IncrediSquish
308 Followers 313 Following Witch. Dog enthusiast. Still figuring out what I want to be when I grow up. insta: IncredibleSquish1986 snap: incredisquish
The Haunted Box @TheHauntedBox
91 Followers 810 Following Established in 2016 by two enthusiastic gamers and their plucky friend, The Haunted Box is an online retailer selling spooktacular hobbies, games and more!
James Haney @KiwiKugai
5 Followers 44 Following
tay @SweatyMercury
15 Followers 121 Following felicia hardy irl 🖤 meow. president of the brandon st randy fan club. golf and general derange.
Shiv B @Shivbot89
8 Followers 42 Following
FadoodleRulez✊🏾 @FadoodleRulez
24 Followers 177 Following WoW is love. Wow is life. WWE is my passion. Blink, ARMY, Monbebe, STAY, Wenee, TOMOON, NCTzen, WayZennie, Atiny, MIDZY, Shawol, MOA, LyOn.... LOK'TAR OGAR
ㄥ乇ᐯㄚ 🕎 for... @RealAndreLevy
2K Followers 5K Following A Jew against Jewish supremacism▫️Pals & Jews shall be FREE to leave or live together w/ equal rights FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA #DefundIsrael #ExpelIsraelFromUN
Martin Random @FalconryFinance
83K Followers 3K Following The Falcon Club is a membership-directed mutual benefit society and social club with local chapters throughout the United States and Canada.
My Dad Wrote A Porno @dadwroteaporno
159K Followers 52 Following Hit comedy podcast w/ @uncleegor, @alicelevine & @coopdloop. S1 - 6 out now. TV Special on @HBO. Buy our book https://t.co/XaZWmaeiiV
RockyFlintstone @FlintstoneRocky
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Swaggering Tribesman ... @HomeOfEpicSinge
131 Followers 221 Following ✋🥚 enjoyer. Havana Syndrome sufferer. Without well-regulated militias we are disorganized and isolated and could never keep the government in check with the 2A
Chick Tract Reactions @JTC_Reactions
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Can You Pet the Dog? @CanYouPetTheDog
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Apocrypals @apocrypals
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Greg Silber may or ma... @GregSilber
560 Followers 789 Following Writer/editor/no longer here💥 Bylines include @dailydot @panelxpanel @TheGutterReview @PopverseSays💥 He/him 💥 Opinions mine
Ms. Kurt @ScienceKurt
156 Followers 212 Following
Team Shenanigans @TweetShenanigns
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NOT A WOLF @SICKOFWOLVES
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P I Jakobsson @ikitorp
1K Followers 4K Following Sometimes I think; sometimes I am. Pluralist in the streets // atheist in the sheets. #Swedish dad, #neurology perpetrator, #giraffe rotator. we stan #Kant
Edward Snowden @Snowden
5.7M Followers 1 Following I used to work for the government, but now I work for the public.
50 Nerds of Grey @50NerdsofGrey
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steph @myregularface
43K Followers 840 Following she/her. new england ➡️ kanata. @nhl social & mascot wrangler
Gigi H. @gigi_is_not_42
23 Followers 33 Following I'm a college student and I like books and tea. I think whales are awesome and numbers rule the universe.
Detachable Pianist @rawkandindie
42 Followers 247 Following I used to keep my stupid comments in my pocket, but then I discovered Twitter. Muso,lefty ex-politics hack,indie music radio host,jerk.Views are probably biased
McKenzie @mckstep
133 Followers 504 Following I dont like slow dancing or side ponytails. No drummers allowed.
SS @Betatapeofpast
111 Followers 536 Following Content Creator| Writer| Filmmaker|Sometimes Blogger| Asian enthusiast and pop culture fan, Anti-Disney/Anti-Woke| Centrist
Natasha Leggero @natashaleggero
329K Followers 890 Following The Honeymoon Stand up Special on Netflix. Book: The World Deserves MY Children out now! The Endless Honeymoon Podcast on YouTube
Mike Birbiglia @birbigs
570K Followers 1K Following My new standup special, The Old Man & The Pool, is available on Netflix. Currently on tour in a city near you.
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.2M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPcdo for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Aziz Ansari @azizansari
9.2M Followers 0 Following #GoodFortune- Theaters Only. October 17. Hypothetical Tour- tickets on sale now. NOTE: Account run by social media person, Aziz not involved.
Suz @Epithimia
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Marcia Hunt Goldberg @MGoldRN
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