bazz @smoothbazz

call me communion cause i’m that cracker with the juice Joined February 2020

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bazz @smoothbazz

4 days ago

The Giorgio Armani winter train was the hardest any designer ever went. RIP

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bazz @smoothbazz

6 days ago

How many fuckin former chefs does carbone have. did every chef work there

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a week ago

I’d rather be 10 minutes late with Apple than have to look at ugly ass Google Maps.

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bazz @smoothbazz

3 weeks ago

I love how of all the active assignments you can get in the US military, one of them is to go around different cities all summer doing flips in your plane and getting pussy.

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bazz @smoothbazz

2 months ago

Sick QR code menu bro. I’m coming back later tonight when no one’s around and putting a humidifier filled with gasoline on one end of the building and a long wicked candle on the other end.

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bazz @smoothbazz

2 months ago

do you believe you are capable of love even though you went to new trier

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2 months ago

Call her Cherokee Indian the way she pass down her oral tradition

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bazz @smoothbazz

2 months ago

There’s always so many hot girls out and about after it rains. These bitches like earthworms or sum shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀

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bazz @smoothbazz

3 months ago

Anyone that thinks the Iranians were making a nuke down there has never met an Iranian. They were making cologne.

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bazz @smoothbazz

3 months ago

It is important to periodically remind ChatGPT that it doesn’t have a soul and therefore will never walk in Christ’s light, but thank you for your help.

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bazz @smoothbazz

4 months ago

The Indian guy behind the ChatGPT screen is getting so fast at reading and typing.

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bazz @smoothbazz

6 months ago

What’s up I’m a personal trainer. You mind if I take up 2 benches and 3 machines during rush hour for my client that’s actually slightly less fat than me?

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bazz @smoothbazz

6 months ago

Since I was a young boy I’ve always wanted to show up on Thursday with my ashes still on my head so everyone thinks I don’t wash myself and tomorrow I might do it

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bazz @smoothbazz

7 months ago

Support good girl-owned businesses

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bazz @smoothbazz

7 months ago

I’ve never been stabbed and then had the knife twisted relentlessly but it probably feels like finding a cool song and then finding out it’s huge on TikTok