Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

Writer. Geek. Mononippled gadabout. I made SWEARDLE https://t.co/BIcEgXBbhk You're welcome. https://t.co/KtMkvvob0j erislabs.net/stu/ Hilbert space Joined May 2007

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

10 months ago

En route with @Jimjar to Hear Hard by @tweetbytheriver and @tamdeanburn but sadly traffic problems are turning this into a recreation of Gimpo's M25 Odyssey :-(

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

10 months ago

I am not quite ready to delete this account yet as it would feel like cutting off a limb - albeit a limb I have inadvertently dipped in a flaming barrel of shit. I will however be posting over on Bluesky from now on (see bio).

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Sarah Dempster @Dempster2000

10 months ago

The Muppets do The Thing (1982): a thread. “I don't want to stay out here anymore. I want to come back inside”.

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

10 months ago

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

10 months ago

I can't tell you how much I am looking forward to the budget announcement so people can at least be angry with things Labour has actually done rather than inventing Labour policies to be mad at

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

10 months ago

Not all the crowd were on 10x speed, of course. Many were on oxycodone and cheap lager

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𝘾𝙀𝙀𝙁𝘼𝙐𝙓 @ceefaux

11 months ago

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GlennyRodge @GlennyRodge

11 months ago

I said maybe you're gonna be the one that saves me, and after all you're my wonderwall. What did I say, Roy?

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

11 months ago

Isn't this literally the season-two arc on Star Trek Discovery?

New Scientist @newscientist

3 years ago

Isn't this literally the season-two arc on Star Trek Discovery?

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Alice Lowe @alicelowe

11 months ago

anyone else seen Mandy? think Osgood Perkins probably opened auditions for LongLegs 2

Russell Brand @rustyrockets

11 months ago

anyone else seen Mandy? think Osgood Perkins probably opened auditions for LongLegs 2 https://t.co/QQjmb0JAwW

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

11 months ago

POV: you are watching Mary Poppins while very stoned

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

11 months ago

Wow this is amazing it could be genuine footage of a giant octopus with one big tentacle that joins another in a perfect loop

Chubby♨️ @kimmonismus

11 months ago

Wow this is amazing it could be genuine footage of a giant octopus with one big tentacle that joins another in a perfect loop

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

11 months ago

Where do you even get face tattoos like that done? "Hi, I want to look like a mentally ill clown" "I got u fam"

Guardian G2 @guardiang2

11 months ago

Where do you even get face tattoos like that done? "Hi, I want to look like a mentally ill clown" "I got u fam"

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Matthew @regionalthicko

11 months ago

What if Moloko’s Bring it Back is about the death penalty. Not such a carefree summertime bop now is it

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

11 months ago

In related news: First Minister confirms Scotland's Oh Mate reserves are now at critical levels

pickwick @pickwick

11 months ago

In related news: First Minister confirms Scotland's Oh Mate reserves are now at critical levels

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Stuart Houghton @stuarthoughton

11 months ago

Isn't this partly that there are now lots of really good YA-level books? Why are we expecting young people to be into pre-20th century novels when there are so many good ones full of cultural references they understand?

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Jordan Tyldesley @PippyBing

11 months ago

“Wipe bottoms for us today” What a thoroughly obnoxious and disrespectful comment about both workers who provide physical and emotional support in an extremely demanding environment (a real job unlike hers) for nearly minimum wage & those who are being cared for. Our loved ones.