ByeBayeBae @sukhoiConvexity
a meme a day slows alpha decay. Open DM if you want to hit me up for coffee in NYC New York, USA Joined February 2020-
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Absolute BS that the UK requires an ETA for an American to visit for tourism.
Oh what the fuck
@bankingslut Anything for the republic.
When you first read Stokes theorem
“I’d like to unwind my Burrito Default Swaps.”
“I’d like to unwind my Burrito Default Swaps.” https://t.co/o6Dd2h65ei
The World Bank confirms that Saudi Arabia and Qatar have paid off Syria's outstanding debt
Honestly if I went to Harvard, I would literally be max using that to look down at people who went to ecole polytechnique
New York is so awesome. i overheard some dude at a club tell a girl last night that he owns a startup, and her friend says “whoopdie fuckin doo!” and they just walked away SF aura does not translate here 🫵😂
Oh no, now people in Spain and Portugal won’t be able to do any work
Bro it’s 2025, stop trying to get me to interview at ADIA
Howard Lutnick making the media rounds
Senior guy just ate pizza with a knife and fork. Fastest way to break trust imo Holla
I wanted to make a quick apology. Last night, I referred to President Bukele of El Salvador as President Bukkake. This was the fault of spell check and not me. When you type a word a lot spellcheck will start to change words that are close to it. I will be complaining to Apple
The problem with working with great programmers is that it isolates you from incompetent programmers that you eventually have to face.

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