Kelly Shortridge @swagitda_
Senior Director @Fastly | software resilience + modern infosec | [email protected] | https://t.co/68itNjq8tL | aka &void; kellyshortridge.com Mirrormor Joined August 2014-
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tech must serve humans, not the other way around. we need to: 1. focus on the "why?" behind AI models, ie the human benefit 2. be honest about the current state of sparkling statistics -- like @Cisco's @jpatel41 did at their AI summit last week fnf.dev/4juLUno #sponsored
thread on the optical illusions/first principles of makeup
thread on the optical illusions/first principles of makeup
Compliance is hard, and what I hear from tech leaders is that AI models / LLMs you don't know about makes it even harder. @Cisco has thought a lot about this problem, and just launched new inventory & DLP capabilities -- read more ➡️fnf.dev/40hGwv4 #CiscoAI #sponsored
📌 “Both stakeholders (reliability and cybersecurity) want similar outcomes, so the more we can find design opportunities that eliminate or reduce hazards in the system–towards resilience and security by design–the safer and more reliable our code will be” kellyshortridge.com/blog/posts/cyb…
every time I have to solve this style of captcha, I assume this is what it feels like to take bath salts in public
Phrack 71 is out, including my article on using instruction patching, syscall remoting, and in-memory implants: phrack.org/issues/71/14.h…
Phrack 71 is out, including my article on using instruction patching, syscall remoting, and in-memory implants: phrack.org/issues/71/14.h…
Episode 98: The CrowdStrike Incident with @swagitda_! 🎉 YouTube video: youtu.be/rzjaZssBEiI Ad-free video for Patreon members! patreon.com/posts/109888395 Audio version: pod.link/1602572955/epi…
Very pleased with the screams of Platonists. The mathematical nature of reality is not obligated to be simple and sexy and perceivably Divine. We're just playing in the beginner area. Greater minds will discover bitrotten horror beyond our comprehension.
Very pleased with the screams of Platonists. The mathematical nature of reality is not obligated to be simple and sexy and perceivably Divine. We're just playing in the beginner area. Greater minds will discover bitrotten horror beyond our comprehension. https://t.co/yqCR6U9LXM
Is no one going to comment about how it spit out a woman in a bathing suit speaking at a tech conference or
Is no one going to comment about how it spit out a woman in a bathing suit speaking at a tech conference or
I’m overjoyed to have an article of mine published in phrack after reading its back catalog for so long. Wish I could be at defcon to pick up a copy. Many thanks to the phrack staff for publishing it and to the early reviewer (you know who you are) who pushed me to improve it.
I’m overjoyed to have an article of mine published in phrack after reading its back catalog for so long. Wish I could be at defcon to pick up a copy. Many thanks to the phrack staff for publishing it and to the early reviewer (you know who you are) who pushed me to improve it.
According to a new report from the @MTA's in-house rider advocacy organization on alternative funding mechanisms to congestion pricing, only congestion pricing: ✅reduces traffic and emissions ✅adequately funds the MTA ✅secures federal funding for major infrastructure projects
According to a new report from the @MTA's in-house rider advocacy organization on alternative funding mechanisms to congestion pricing, only congestion pricing: ✅reduces traffic and emissions ✅adequately funds the MTA ✅secures federal funding for major infrastructure projects https://t.co/Uv88XjEc7e
unfortunately i was impacted by layoffs today and after two years my time at fastly has come to an end. i’m very proud of the work i did there and i’m going to miss my colleagues so much. if you or someone you know is hiring frontend software engineers please reach out!
Some copies of Phrack 71 are currently available near Hall 4 at LVCC :))
I can't believe I'm the one who's scared of taking jobs working in the kernel/ring0 and writing drivers but these 80billion USD-valuation companies can just no-protection rawdog the kernel with the sloppiest practices I've ever seen and it's totally okay. Sweet mercy.
I can't believe I'm the one who's scared of taking jobs working in the kernel/ring0 and writing drivers but these 80billion USD-valuation companies can just no-protection rawdog the kernel with the sloppiest practices I've ever seen and it's totally okay. Sweet mercy.
Laughed out loud at the CEO of Toast refusing an analyst's request to use a baseball analogy
If every person who hit, hurt or killed another person with a car faced just, fitting, commensurate loss of driving privileges, vehicle and monetary penalties, we would have safe streets in 5 years. Because we would add literally millions of walkers/bikers/transit users a year.
If every person who hit, hurt or killed another person with a car faced just, fitting, commensurate loss of driving privileges, vehicle and monetary penalties, we would have safe streets in 5 years. Because we would add literally millions of walkers/bikers/transit users a year.
more computing-infused ceramic explorations.. fortune cookies that give you a new fortune each day
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bat 🦇 @mzbat
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💕💖SavannahFaeri... @doodlefrog
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@[email protected].... @_ctlfsh
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