Jeff Ober @sysread
Programmer, kvetch, father, cook. Kind of guy who argues against language evangelism but will follow you to the bathroom to talk about how awesome perl is. Ohio, USA Joined October 2014-
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Trump seems like the kind of tenant who will steal all the household fixtures when he's evicted. Hope Biden knows a good handyman.
Jeff Ober retweeted
I have been saying this for two weeks The White House is combining states together to show reduced covid infections. Using NY-CA numbers to water it down. Now there is a chart. It shows the national pandemic curve without NYC. The scam! while. people will die
I have been saying this for two weeks The White House is combining states together to show reduced covid infections. Using NY-CA numbers to water it down. Now there is a chart. It shows the national pandemic curve without NYC. The scam! while. people will die https://t.co/l8Om927n3j
Our build manager on tracking down those responsible for a broken build.
So naive, @SwiftOnSecurity. They *look* different.
So naive, @SwiftOnSecurity. They *look* different.
Jeff Ober retweeted
Best. Road trip. Ever. Feast your eyes on the Martian landscape. go.nasa.gov/2c6DS79 #JourneytoMars
@wardpoulos The shape of a hardware keyboard broken in half by a hammer. Better than an emoji, a defacto way of correction in the next text.
The warranty on your rooted/jailbroken device is protected by US law. motherboard.vice.com/read/jailbreak…
It's almost always a leadership problem. sciencenordic.com/boss-not-workl…
Time for @Qualcomm to open source their firmwares.
And yet I still get daily telemarketing calls from the Fraternal Order of Police.
And yet I still get daily telemarketing calls from the Fraternal Order of Police.
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Whether we believe in religion or not, affection and compassion are key factors for our peace of mind.
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Dear @NBCOlympics announcers: Please don't think you're complimenting a woman by saying she "swims like a man" - you're better than that.
I (finally) figured out how to use the share-to menu in Safari on #iOS to securely autofill from a password manager.
AI could be a great tool for doctors and the health industry, so long as it remains just a tool. siliconangle.com/blog/2016/08/0…
Seriously?! iOS has a global clipboard and no solution for password managers to securely pass credentials to a web form, left alone an app.
#Blackberry is pulling an #SCO. I'd hoped for a more classy end to one of my favorite companies. arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20…
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