shordie laforge @tedkmode

Joined April 2023

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shordie laforge @tedkmode

2 weeks ago

Feel like before anything good happens there has to be a commitment across the whole political left to abandon petitions and “calling your representative” forever

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shordie laforge @tedkmode

4 weeks ago

I’ve come to the unfortunate conclusion that Bruce Springsteen is the american Bono

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Got CTE from playing Peek-A-Boo @doulbedoink

4 weeks ago

Lesbian George Carlin: its a pink pony club and you aint in it!

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GIFS GALORE @gifs_bot

a month ago

FRACTALS/SGI1.GIF

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𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic

a month ago

Pokémon Liam & Pokémon Noel

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DJ Polesmoker @YungStinker

a month ago

They call me omega 3 the way I need a fatty and some acid

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shordie laforge @tedkmode

a month ago

Singers that it was absolutely criminal to have not given a Bond theme: - The Weeknd - Martin Gore from Depeche Mode

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Liv @Liv_Agar

a month ago

Here’s my impression of a gay chef fucking his boyfriend in the ass: behind behind behind behind behind

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CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r

2 months ago

Do you think they do after pay or klarna at strip clubs?

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2 months ago

Banana Drake: Orange you glad I left the city you

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ALEX PTAK’S TEST KITCHEN @PtakTestKitchen

2 months ago

What if instead of making a LAW BILL, we made a DOLLAR BILL? Not to mention Steve Jobs is DEAD

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shordie laforge @tedkmode

2 months ago

#DeathToTheIDF what’s brackin

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Sami Gold @souljagoyteller

2 months ago

Video unalived the radio star

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2 months ago

RAT_019.GIF (47x48 pixels, search word: football) GIF: web.archive.org/web/2009102709… Page: web.archive.org/web/2009102709…

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Just a heads up to my fellow MAGA posters on here, if you’re still supporting Trump 100%, it’s gonna be a tough fight as he does more 5D chess and completely contradicts everything he campaigned on. I don’t wanna alarm anybody but you’re gonna have to be prepared to suck his dick…

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crisp mattman @cushbomb

3 months ago

Re. The “iron Dome,” this refers to a ballistic missile design for neutralizing explosive, not “getting your dick suck by a woman in braces.” The New York Times regrets the error.