Mr. Teen Crypto 2015 @thermos_h

have some short jokes why don’t you thermos.bluesky.social Joined April 2010

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ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal

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ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal

10 months ago

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Vivid Void @VividVoid_

11 months ago

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jz2 @mixedgrass666

11 months ago

I got into missionaries when I tried their famous sex position so I was disgusted to learn about their work in indigenous communities

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ADHD Memes @ADHDForReal

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Alex Nichols @Lowenaffchen

12 months ago

During lockdown I learned how to make a sourdough ender which is a jar of green and blue mold I shake over everything in the work fridge

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popculturediedin2009 @pcd2009

12 months ago

john kerry at a party on nantucket (2008)

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Lennon song: Show me the source of the leak, that drips and turns honest men weak McCartney song: Terry the plumber is an honest man, he’ll fix your pipes as fast as he can [tempo change] it’s PIIIIIPE TIIIIIME [key signature change, tempo change] helovespipeshelovespipes

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republic of gamers land acknowledgement @weedhitter

a year ago

if you're over the age of 25 and your only hobby isn't gazing blankly into the horizon you're basically a fucking idiot

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fareed @it_is_fareed

a year ago

Defenestrated is a great word because you go around all day so thoroughly well-fenestrated that you don’t even realise how much you’d miss it if someone were to take that away