TexEsq @thetexquire
Little Lawyer, Big Lone Star State. Sometimes people laugh at my jokes. Liberal use of gifs. #LawTwitter @[email protected] and https://t.co/VFwP4QV7UC Texas Joined February 2015-
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Birthdays in your 30’s means arguing with cabinet installers in the morning, then getting your hair cut with a glass of wine mid afternoon, and pancakes for dinner.
Continued Stories of a Toddler mom. Scene: Me in restroom. Two y/o knocks on the door. Tiny Tex: Momma! Look what I got!
Shoutout to all the female attorneys who have ever been mistaken for secretaries or court reporters
Shoutout to all the female attorneys who have ever been mistaken for secretaries or court reporters
My anxiety is on high tonight. Is it work? Is it sore muscles? Sleep deprivation? Family medical stuff? Yes. Send me things that will make me smile or laugh.
Ran a half marathon today and I’m going to fully feel it tomorrow. (Though I shaved 6 minutes off my previous half.)
I see you, @TPRNews, playing Ginuwine’s Pony in your transition music on Valentine’s Day.
Did a career day for middle schoolers. One of them asked “do you think they’ll ever make the purge legal?” ….this is our future.
Can vouch for this. And probably the ever part too.
We had a good almost 4 year run. The COVID finally got me.
Another Buick driver and passenger motioned for me to roll down my window to say “nice car!” about my same Buick. They were two elderly people. 😑 @yooty
Been tired all evening and couldn’t wait to put the kiddo down, go to sleep, and feel better. But nooooo my brain all of sudden forgot how to fall asleep and is wide awake.
Being a lawyer is a real trip because you’ll experience the entire emotional spectrum in the course of a single day and that will just be 0.6 on your timesheet.
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The hawk - what kind of sick joke is this? I'm hungry 🤣
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There’s zero reason to use the word “purposivist” in a brief. It’s even worse when it’s not used correctly.
I tell my husband all the time that I married him for his simple last name and so I could bank with Navy Federal
what’s the pettiest reason why you want to get married ?
Thrilled to announce I’m starting a new job. I will strictly be doing insurance defense moving forward. Thanks to everyone who made this possible and supported me during this transition in my life.
@thetexquire (Dad around the corner who gave it to her and said go show momma)
I lost more than 25 followers after posting that picture of Lenny Kravitz. Y’all are so sensitive.
Say what you will about the youths but if you ask them to take a picture of you - they deliver
Shoutout to all the female attorneys who have ever been mistaken for secretaries or court reporters
“I’m a Minneapolis based pilot for Delta airlines.” “Tell me what a typical workweek is like for you as a stewardess.”
“You’ll hear from my lawyer” -boring -overplayed -probably a tax attorney “Trish is going to be fucking livid” -intimidating -who is trish -what have we done
just drafted my first lawsuit since being sworn in 🥲