Carlos “Tecate” Gonzales @tomhermansDUI
Future recovering alcoholic | Future divorcee | Future single dad | Future corvette owner | University of Texas at Austin McCombs BBA in Plowing Co-eds Joined April 2022-
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Naming my son hitler after adolf hitler
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Anyone who bet Baylor is fucking retarded. It’s still a national championship holding SEC team vs. a dogshit B12 team
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Turn that frown upside down, MS-13 gang member! The tropical nation of El Salvador awaits you!
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Where r freshman @grok
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That first week as the rebound guy
That first week as the rebound guy
I have a feeling that megan moroney’s box is this color
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Been kicked out of an uber because my friend called the Uber driver the “taliban” we’re now walking 7 miles
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If you're still insecure about your girl's body count, there's a trick to get the real number. When the topic comes up, act super sex-positive. “Don’t worry babe, I actually *prefer* girls with experience.” Reassure her. Make her feel safe. Once she opens up and tells you a…
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Looks like killing all my ex girlfriends finally paid off
Other races are exclusively good for banging (not indian or black). Whites only for marriage #LANK
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Hot take but I would rather be rich and unemployed than be middle class working a 9-5 job
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i blame my ex bitch for the way i do you hoes
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your future wife is probably gonna be on someone's boat tomorrow unless you lock in btw
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Just cranked it to my ex’s VSCO. Real Sunday type of vibe.
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What’s the cutoff age for euro stepping around your house? #LMK
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First date idea you watch me hit a bucket of balls and mutter slurs when I slice my driver
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Drinking pints by yourself
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Chet Holmgren was reportedly playing through Juneteenth on his mind, per sources.
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