John Robinson @twostepsolution
1 Take care of my family. 2 Reduce problems of the world to the simplest two steps to work on them in my spare time, which I had these backwards right up front. Joined May 2014-
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Smooth stones and dirt are safer to swallow than sweets.
1. Everybody wins = Comedy 2. Everybody dies = Tragedy
1 A child without fear in full faith puts out his hand to a dog know to bite and is bitten. This is the love of God. 2 Rub some dirt in it.
1. Blessed are those who take comfort in Religion. 2. "Religion is a smile on a dog" @ediebrickell
1 Put it down + pick it up = poetry 2 Sky cracks open, light falls on us all. Can't catch it, can't carry it, can't put it down fast enough.
1 A solution to any problem becomes obvious when two key ideas are put in the simplest terms in the best order. 2 I have little spare time.
1. My mother was a restless puzzler too stubborn to cut the Gordian Knot. 2. My father insists that he is inscrutable, so I leave him tied.
1. Under stress, I overlook tools right in front of me and use my supposed strongest asset. 2. Twitter allows me to seek peace in real time.
1. If I feel like Moses, Lao-Tzu, Jesus, Bodhidharma and Muhammad, I know I may be in trouble. 2. If everyone fells that way, I may be OK.
1. Would benefit increase if Kōan were simplified to engage more people? 2. What is infinity without mind?
1. I Love Everybody, Especially You 2. Fat Babies Have No Pride
1. I want to be funny but not too mean. 2. Mean is so funny.
1. I want to follow Steve Martin's two step plan to become a millionaire and never pay taxes. 2. I forget the first step.
1. I am taking up the quixotic quest to save the world in my spare time. 2. If it happens that the world is saved, can it still be quixotic?
1. Don't call yourself or other people "stupid," and, I know it's hard, but try to stop thinking it. 2. Don't tell me what I can't fix.
1. Mensa needs serious help repairing its brand. 2. Making Ted President would be a great step in the right direction!
1. I am fully committed to making my brother Ted the President of Mensa. 2. Ted is not in Mensa, and I am not sure if that is even a thing.
Pretty Queen @PrettyQ38511270
730 Followers 7K Following I am mathematics teacher, free thinker and passionate about self growth.
The Document Medic @TheDocMedic
13 Followers 37 Following Join my blog about pharmaceutical news, medical writing, clinical studies, and continuing medical education.
Anna William @AnnaWil88118155
124 Followers 981 Following From Miami Florida but currently in Ghana Offering my nursing degree at there
Bill Hawley Editorial... @BillHawleyEdits
10 Followers 52 Following I'm an editor, writer, marketer, proofreader, fact checker, and website creator with 25 years of experience.
William Bohrer @Crapolalia
46 Followers 162 Following Bored artist freed from a soul-sucking "career" as a rocket scientist, I enjoy the family sport of makin' shit up and talking out my ass.
John Galiszewski @JohnGalisPhoto
11 Followers 11 Following
William Bretzger @billbretz
1K Followers 495 Following Personal account but I'm with DelawareOnline, Secret life on IG here: https://t.co/aNbi9NVKFm
Tracy Patterson @tracypatty71
8 Followers 35 Following Visual communicator giving words a try. Food, music, travel and bad pun enthusiast. Collector of fake band names.
Carol Robidoux @InkLinkNews
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jen schulties @jenschulties
23 Followers 41 Following
Robert Dix @xidtrebor
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John Robinson @PuzzlingFace
7 Followers 13 Following
Louise MacAneeney @LouiseMacAneene
156 Followers 588 Following Things I'm good at: Pushing people away, sleeping, screwing things up, forgetting to text back, eating.
アマノ カズオ @amanogallery
301 Followers 109 Following 団塊世代のオヤジです。パソコンの進化に息切れしながらしがみついています。政治・美術・教育・機械、何でも興味あり人間です。自称韓国通。
Andrew Rowney @drewrowney
85 Followers 360 Following Actor, Singer, Musician and a damn fine Chef. Creator and Host of @savemybaconshow.
R & B BBQ Catering @RandBbbq
15 Followers 31 Following Smoked and Grilled Meats, Hand Crafted Hot Links, Peach Cobbler, BBQ Baked Pintos
carolrobidoux @carolrobidoux
2K Followers 2K Following Indie news publisher @manchinklink. "Above all, be the heroine of your own life... " Nora Ephron
Elizabitch @MsElizabitchG
643 Followers 622 Following Likes: Music, sandwiches, frozen fruit bars. Dislikes: Scourge/plague, intolerance, fast-food, irony, people. Retweet != endorsement. Don't troll me, yo.
pigtailed and pissed ... @crayonbeam
205 Followers 103 Following bright, colourful, malleable, meltable, childish, useful
Basmati Heather @hnrf... @basmatiheather
477 Followers 533 Following Painter, color-lover, all that good stuff. https://t.co/HvpH7brmb1. Moving on up to @[email protected], find me there.
Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren
6.6M Followers 495 Following U.S. Senator, Massachusetts. She/her/hers. Official Senate account.
Harold Kay @HKsmashNJ
15 Followers 54 Following
Larry Goode @larrygoode
94 Followers 126 Following Larry Goode is an artist, living in Austin, Texas.
Carol Robidoux @InkLinkNews
3K Followers 3K Following Publisher of https://t.co/lwFKpTxypg, an independent online daily #news and info hub. 'Connecting community one story at a time.' #MHT #NHNews #NashuaNH #ManchesterNH
Jerry McDonald @Jerrymcd
44K Followers 1K Following Covered the Raiders for 25 years upon return to Oakland. Moved on to 49ers, baseball and general assignment stories and columns when they moved on.
Chip Brown @ChipBrown247
50K Followers 1K Following Feeding Longhorns' insiders at https://t.co/AfhGTfZG7D. RADIO: 2-4 pm CT w/ @Zay_Collier streaming on Texas Sports Unfiltered app/YouTube ... Happiness is a choice!
Wendy Davis @wendydavis
163K Followers 2K Following PPTV Senior Advisor; https://t.co/Nj0Fm7BrbK and Deeds Not Words founder; former TX state senator;“Bubbie” to granddaughters growing up w fewer rights than I had
Mark Ruffalo @MarkRuffalo
7.9M Followers 2K Following A husband, father, actor, director, & a climate justice advocate with an eye out for a better, brighter, cleaner, & more hopeful future for all of us.
Texas Longhorns @TexasLonghorns
325K Followers 513 Following Official account of Texas Athletics We like to post memes and pictures of Bevo. #HookEm 🤘
Tyvon Branch @tyvonbranch
36K Followers 597 Following Fly Boys Club, Uconn Husky, CNS Northstar, Cuse 315, IG: tyvonbranch
Rich Gannon @RichGannon12
77K Followers 379 Following NFL Analyst Sirius/XM NFL Radio, 33rd Team, 17yr NFL QB & MVP
John Robinson @PuzzlingFace
7 Followers 13 Following
NASA @NASA
88.1M Followers 158 Following Official NASA account. Exploring the universe, advancing science, and inspiring the next generation of explorers. Verification: https://t.co/8nok3NP4PW
Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan
2.8M Followers 3K Following Male Model. EVERYTHING IS WONDERFUL TOUR all new material. My first wife is @jeanniegaffigan. https://t.co/39GfjGbHaW
John Oliver @iamjohnoliver
5.1M Followers 143 Following Comedian. @LastWeekTonight, @TheDailyShow, The Bugle Podcast (@hellobuglers)
The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
8.9M Followers 1K Following Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team. Weeknights 11/10c on @ComedyCentral. Next day on @paramountplus. New episodes September 8th!
Jerry Seinfeld @JerrySeinfeld
3.9M Followers 114 Following The Comedians In Cars Getting Coffee Book is available now!
The Onion @TheOnion
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Penn Jillette @pennjillette
1.6M Followers 169 Following I'm Penn Jillette, I work in the Penn & Teller Theater in Las Vegas and I work on http://t.co/1xAkunv6mr I do other stuff too.
Elizabeth Banks ❄�... @ElizabethBanks
2.0M Followers 492 Following Amateur Goofball; proud native, Pittsfield, MA; 'Charlie’s Angels’ this, ‘Hunger Games’ that, with a sprinkle of 'Pitch Perfect', and a line of “Cocaine Bear”.
The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow
71.7M Followers 24K Following The home for The Ellen DeGeneres Show on X. Enjoy the best moments from 19 incredible seasons!
Dalai Lama @DalaiLama
17.9M Followers 0 Following Welcome to the official twitter page of the Office of His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama®️.
Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex
18.8M Followers 46 Following Welcome to the official account of His Holiness, Pope Leo XIV.
Pope Francis – ARCH... @Pontifex266Arch
18.2M Followers 71 Following
Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt
4.2M Followers 4K Following Head over to https://t.co/RxSAvjPcdo for tour dates, comics & whatever else I’m working on. I like making stuff. IG, Threads & BlueSky: @pattonoswalt
Michael Gaines @starmike
203 Followers 683 Following iOS Dev, Retired podcaster: Keep on Trekkin’ World Of Warcast, This Week in Trek. Voice of The Guardian of Forever in Red Shirt Diaries. Team Banzai. 🎹🔭
William Bretzger @billbretz
1K Followers 495 Following Personal account but I'm with DelawareOnline, Secret life on IG here: https://t.co/aNbi9NVKFm
Terry Pratchett 🖤 ... @terryandrob
167K Followers 249 Following Terry Pratchett & Rob Wilkins; Books Written Cheap
Tara Marquez @Digitara
265 Followers 505 Following
Captain America @CaptainAmerica
3.0M Followers 33 Following Buy Marvel Studios' Captain America: Brave New World now only on Digital. Own it on Blu-ray™ May 13.
Tapestry Singers @TapestrySingers
46 Followers 78 Following Tapestry Singers (aka Austin Women’s Chorus) is a welcoming, non-auditioned chorus for any woman who wants to sing.
Marvel Entertainment @Marvel
19.6M Followers 674 Following The official account for Marvel comics, movies, games, and more.
theguild @theguild
75K Followers 471 Following Award-winning web series about a group of online gamers, created by @feliciaday. All 6 seasons available on Netflix and DVD https://t.co/FaaakeUao6
Stan Lee @TheRealStanLee
4.0M Followers 303 Following Official account honoring Stan Lee's legacy & sharing new, unseen stories from his vault. Powered by Stan Lee Universe & Kartoon Studios (NYSE: TOON).Trends for United States
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