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Shoutout to Table 4 at Medgar Evans for playing an air horn sound every time someone gets their second dose 🥳 💉
NBC News projects Ossoff wins in Georgia; Democrats take control of US Senate
There are two Americas.
The Kochs are trash and I'm glad that when I accidentally attended one of their libertarian seminars in college, I ditched the classes and drank hundreds of dollars worth of their beer instead.
nobody is talking about the biggest scandal of the election, which is everyone on the news calling it "vote" singular instead of plural
Expand the court.
i beg you please stop putting that fly parody account in my feed, it was the one good thing tonight do not make me hate it
This debate feels like watching Uncut Gems
it's so beneath joe biden to have to be on the stage listening to this idiot's weak insults and gibberish lies
hooray, got our misprinted NY absentee ballots lets goooooooo
I’m Joe Biden and I approve this message.
Every day my theory that a meteor destroyed the Earth and we've all been in the Bad Place since October 2016 feels more and more accurate.
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If I were a billionaire stuck at the bottom of the ocean I would simply pull myself up by my bootstraps.
girls talking about getting a little diet coke
As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed into a blue check.
this is literally the news today
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Will I receive Christmas Blessings this year? Or Christmas Poison....
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What have I always told you.
Wearing socks during sex will increase your chances of having an orgasm
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Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.