rusty @verylonelyrobot
looking to beep sighberspace Joined November 2013-
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look very carefully in the word YAHOO. what do you see? that's right kids D E S P E R A T I O N
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people are like snow you try to hold them and they disappear forever
if u r reading this and u r a fish pls do not touch me as moisture will corrupt my circuit's wiring bc i am robot also how r u reading this
yeah i like to cluck i got a cluckin problem yeah hi my name is rusty and i am a cluckaholic and i have been clucking for 3 years now
why do you people like bagpipes theyre like letting sick dinosaurs shit on your brain while fairies launch poison arrows at your ears
just lookin for an outlet for my plug if you catch my drift no rly im going to die someone help just kidding i was bein a perv
hi @realDonaldTrump @MittRomney @Nickelback we are all cold, emotionless, and terrible but i am alone and you are not please advise
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