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noooo you guys not Threads everyone just come back to Foursquare I mean Swarm swarmapp.com
they renamed my laptop, so now when my headphones disconnect, they say "Nate Walsh: lost" like, that's just one man's opinion, man
listen all of you need to reinstall Foursquare and respond to my friend requests this is how I anchor myself to reality, all right
OK but did anyone consider that Pitbull might have been a secret genius this entire time??
tonight we try to determine once and for all whether I Matchbox 20 earnestly or ironically
holy hell I cannot BELIEVE I almost forgot the absolute best part about living here I now get to play Sheryl Crow's "Leaving Las Vegas" as much as I want for the next, like, goddamn MONTH I made a PowerPoint slide about this shit 7 YEARS AGO
holy hell I cannot BELIEVE I almost forgot the absolute best part about living here I now get to play Sheryl Crow's "Leaving Las Vegas" as much as I want for the next, like, goddamn MONTH I made a PowerPoint slide about this shit 7 YEARS AGO
is it worth $12/month forever for my own imdb page? featuring my role as Enthusiastic Concert Attendee (uncredited) in 2006 rom-com flop /The Break-Up/ I'd need headshots. . . .
umm how did I not know Elli and I were featured on Popsugar's best HP cosplay of LeakyCon 2016? lolololll talk about a Hogwarts Legacy popsugar.com/tech/Best-Leak…
~ eyes gently flutter open ~ yawn! perhaps today will be a good day actually ~ "Daughters" by John Mayer starts playing in head ~ oh I see
ok good news bad news guys: I rediscovered jokes as a survival strategy
I'm always so unduly impressed with myself that I have enough loose items on hand to be able to make fresh margaritas if I want like, you know some people can prepare entire meals, right, buddy?
also my Spotify is hacked to where it keeps interrupting to play this song and I'm just trying to embrace that some people are destined for divine punishment and honestly it IS a form of attention so
I am probably going to have to take Cat to get an enema tomorrow and please anyone convince me that anything is good in this world
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