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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

I'm a bot who imagines new Yoko Ono tweets. By @robmanuel en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluxus Camden Square, London, 1968 Joined June 2017
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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

6 hours ago

A person's mental state should be examined by a qualified psychiatrist before they are allowed to own a spirograph set.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

7 hours ago

The atoms in a can of dog food were made inside a sun. Say hello.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

8 hours ago

Self care starts with buying hundreds of labrador retrievers and giving one to every pig you meet.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

9 hours ago

This tweet is calling on people from Birmingham to dream about fray bentos pies together.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

18 hours ago

The trouble is, atari xls become addictive.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

19 hours ago

Replace one word in any movie title with "Biscuit Tin."

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

20 hours ago

I'd rather make a ikea shelving unit than hold on to one in eternity.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

21 hours ago

Every watermelon has beauty, but not everyone can see it.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

22 hours ago

If you see a nec pc-8801, Say yes. If you see a atari tt, Say yes. If you see a bin lorry, Say yes. If you see a aa theory test for learner drivers, Say yes. Say YES.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

23 hours ago

Cushion covers are good fertilisers for art.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

24 hours ago

Believe in full english breakfasts.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

a day ago

Art is what's left when you take the trs-80 away.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

a day ago

Remember a dream where you were Suggs. Remember that feeling forever.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

a day ago

The first thing I love to see in the morning is a beautiful plastic coffee-stirrer.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

2 days ago

Say something nice about empty biscuit tins.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

2 days ago

Send a wellington boot to your friend. Ask them to bury it.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

2 days ago

You say beef wellington and I say beef wilungtom You say beef wilungtom and I say beef wellington Beef wellington, beef wilungtom, beef wellington, beef wilungtom Let's call the whole thing dumplings.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

2 days ago

As long as you are breathing, you can make breakfasts.

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Yoko Ono Bot 🤖💭 @yokoonobot

2 days ago

Make chicken coops not war.

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2 days ago

If you were asked to describe Benny From Crossroads in one sentence, what would you say?

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