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Technical/Operational Debt Collector, IT Archaeologist, making the simply ridiculous absolutely ludicrous . Copied my opinions from person next to me. Texas Joined May 2007-
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Todays firewall requests must be an apple that has fallen far from the tree.
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Todays firewall requests must be submitted in buckeye helmet stickers
Todays firewall requests must float in on blooming waters.
Todays firewall requests must show their membership cards.
Todays firewall requests must be created by a random character generator.
Todays firewall requests must first complete a scavenger hunt.
Todays firewall requests must request that everyones game play style match your preferred gameplay style.
Get lifetime subscription, plural sight buys company, pluralsight terminates licenses. .@pluralsight under their TOS, which isn't what I purchased under. Goldfish lifetime subscription I guess.
Todays firewall requests must be submitted as an Ohio State CottonBowl win. #GoBucks
Todays firewall requests must be unclear instructions.
Todays firewall requests must be one of the 14 types that millennials refuse to make (and it's affecting the network)
Todays firewall requests must be submitted as a eulogy for killed connections
Today’s firewall requests must be hung by the chimney with care. They will be burned later this evening.
Today’s firewall requests must be a cup of hot chocolate, with marshmallows, and whiskey. We will also accept straight whiskey. You know what, forget everything but the whiskey.
Today’s firewall requests must be jingled with bells.
Todays firewall requests must be accompanied by a doctors note
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Lina @d0rkph0enix
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rand0h @dakacki
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Mick Douglas 🇺🇦... @bettersafetynet
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Erinfosec🦋 @Erinfosec
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Phillip Wylie @PhillipWylie
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Olivia (She/They) @Vixium
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James and The Giant B... @jamesyorke
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L0wfatbatman 💙💛... @lowfatbatman
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sudox @kmcnam1
12K Followers 3K Following CCIEx2 #50931 and a bunch of random paper. Opinions are my own and not the company I work. I guess I'm Green Arrow's daughter or something...
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Rich🇺🇸Graves�... @AppleEyedOne
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Leo @TygerLeon
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Dave Kennedy @HackingDave
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SwiftOnSecurity @SwiftOnSecurity
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Jake Williams @MalwareJake
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Lina @d0rkph0enix
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medusfour Ⓥ @medus4_cdc
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Mick Douglas 🇺🇦... @bettersafetynet
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Justin Elze @HackingLZ
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💻 Sherrod DeGrippo... @sherrod_im
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Accidental CISO @AccidentalCISO
57K Followers 2K Following I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.
not here; find me els... @ElleArmageddon
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EvilMog® @mog.evil.a... @Evil_Mog
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Moose @LitMoose
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shenetworks @shenetworks
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Ray [REDACTED] @RayRedacted
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gabsmashh @gabsmashh
107K Followers 3K Following security strategist | 2L JD Candidate | NYU alum | UMGC adjunct professor | USMC & USCG auxiliarist
bat 🦇 @mzbat
45K Followers 771 Following find me on 🦋 or infosec 🐘 same handle | making friends & doing stuff @RedSiege
MalwareTech @MalwareTechBlog
277K Followers 1 Following Not here anymore. Profiles: https://t.co/sFoOuGmYK2
Hot Fiendish Dr. Noid... @_noid_
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Tiffany Gomas @Tiffany_Gomas
376K Followers 812 Following Texas Girl 📍• Real Estate Developer • “Undercover Fed” • All my puns are intentional
Kimberly Cooper @WriterKimberlyC
465 Followers 7K Following I make #Doctor's Note(Hospital in your location-has a stamp and a doctor's signature)#Projects #Assignments #Dissertations #Research Whatsapp +1 (509) 560-4585
Jess @J3ssa
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samtron5000 @samtron5000
5K Followers 486 Following RETRO FUTUREPROOFING ~ I like soldering 👩🏭 [email protected] email me for commissions! 📍Las Vegas, NV
annie @soychotic
45K Followers 986 Following views are NOT my own. I don't know who they belong to but they are defjntely NOT MINE!!!
Steven weeks @Steven_weeks1
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Ed Greenwood @TheEdVerse
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rekdt @rekdt
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ShowMeCon @ShowMeConSTL
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AppSec Village @AppSec_Village
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sudox @kmcnam1
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Iceman @herrmann1001
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Leo @TygerLeon
141 Followers 374 Following Autistic. Computer engineer. Author. Gay and Married. Furry (lion) unless I know you, I don't respond to DMs.
Maddy 🐝 @Cyb3rMaddy
27K Followers 264 Following Cyber Security Content Creator 🛜 Technical Tutorials 🚨 Security News 📺 100k+ on YouTube 👇
giggly ♡ @xgigglypuff
105K Followers 2K Following harvard graduate + software engineer ♡ she/her ♡ https://t.co/HrGfIvxRQj
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Matt_Stagmer @AnvilSlave
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kiwi @ DEFCON @Kiwi_FruitBird
1K Followers 872 Following cybersec | probably playing Baldur’s Gate 3
François Clemmons @fclemmons
134 Followers 302 Following I have the death sentence on twelve systems
Edge @CyberDxme
205 Followers 405 Following Blue Team Engineer @ (N/A) scrolling and listening to music. Passive Hedonist. Occasional hot take. Random thoughts. Former @StateDeptDSS operative. Cyber Goth.
Ched "cheddar" 🧀�... @CheddarB0b42
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thehelpdeskgirl 💻�... @thehelpdeskgirl
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LocalAreaKnitwork �... @KillrBunn3
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27 Followers 30 Following
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ShoeFi™ @nshoe18
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Kenneth Fisqher (the ... @sqlstudent144
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Tim Chase @gumnos
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Wendy’s @Wendys
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V ♥️ ⛧ @vvanitydevil
831 Followers 475 Following Howdy I’m V/Vanity ☾ ✨ InfoSec/GRC, former vCISO, CISSP, cats, makeup/nails & NFC chips 🔥 Opinions are my own. She/Her/Your Grace 🏳️🌈♥️ @DC214DFW
starr 🍑 ATL 🫶 @starrdlux
2K Followers 5K Following For me giving up is way harder than trying * CISSP * xR * hacker * pew pew gaming * *open source * memes * 🚫 cunts * views expressed here are my own @xrvillage
Christopher Crowley @CCrowMontance
7K Followers 3K Following InfoSec Ops Generalist: NSM, IR, Mobile, PenTest, Forensics. SOC-Class Author. (https://t.co/QBKm4Ub7ka). SANS Senior Instructor. Retweets unverified. #infoseclatteart
Alice Wong 王美華 @SFdirewolf
76K Followers 4K Following Disabled oracle. Founder, @DisVisibility. Editor, DISABILITY INTIMACY https://t.co/HUW0gq4JTd Available NOW!
MrBeast @MrBeast
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Inner City Press @innercitypress
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mads👩🏻💻cy... @inreGray
10K Followers 7K Following Data privacy & cybersecurity lawyer. Proud HBCU graduate & AKA. Judge is my dog.
Kenza | ⴽⴻⵏⵣ�... @Tr3s0r
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