4x EBITDA @4xEbitda
Diligently adhering to confidential information destruction requests for a decade. Joined June 2018-
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Me slapping another 6x EV/EBITDA multiple on a Midwest services business
Telling the mgmt. team of the shitco there’s no more bailout money available after years of training wheels
Too close to home
Brb adjusting my models for bath time
Bankers that make teasers with charts showing annual revenue $ and EBITDA % (not $) should be imprisoned.
Some of you have never negotiated with a longshoreman and it shows
When you show up to Katz’s too late and they refuse to serve you.
When you show up to Katz’s too late and they refuse to serve you.
If you’re still posting and liking NFL PE memes please unfollow and drink your nearest bottle of bleach.
This isn’t a political take at all but this is one of the dumbest fucking tweets in the history of this platform.
This isn’t a political take at all but this is one of the dumbest fucking tweets in the history of this platform.
If this video goes viral I’m not exaggerating it may have a bigger net negative impact on the environment than the coal industry.
If this video goes viral I’m not exaggerating it may have a bigger net negative impact on the environment than the coal industry.
Just remember - every finance meme account would give up the meme life in a second for an actual career.
Did not predict a Gojira appearance to save this opening ceremony
Tell me you’ve never been a banking analyst without telling me you’ve never been a banking analyst.
I’d rather date a gen z boss in a mini than a member of a NYC run club.
You can always tell when a financial journalist / fintwit midwit has no clue wtf they are talking about when they use the phrase “permanent capital” to describe PE firms going public / trading publicly.
If your account has posted about PE recruiting schedules please delete my number and find a life.

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