Accidental Toast of London @AccidentalToast
Real life examples of people with names that sound like they should be characters in Toast of London. Please send in your own! London, England Joined January 2019-
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Self-proclaimed "prophet" Dutch Sheets screams that he's been called by God to take back this nation: "Our destiny is not over! He is going to save this nation. A third Great Awakening is coming to this nation and it's going to give us the transformation that we need."
That rarest of beasts, a Toast of London/nominative determinism 2-for-1 from @ShaggyPatchett
It just says 'roar'.
Courtesy of @sisterscottbell
Thanks @redskyradio
Thanks @CurlProfessor!
William Single, 19, said he got up at 5am to travel from Coventry in order to secure a spot outside Buckingham Palace to pay tribute to the Queen. “I’m here because she served for 70 years and worked every day of her life, and I just want to say thank you,” he told @PA
One for you @AccidentalToast
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An Angolan soldier rapping with a Tuvan throat singer in Siberia in 2019.
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