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People often ask me: "What exactly is the aim of your social media/Twitter policy?" "LOOK! A GIANT CRAB!" I shout, trying to distract them.
Next week on the Bake Off, Ian accidentally bakes a time sponge which allows him to travel back to WW2 era Britain and live a double life.
YOLK DRIPPING DOWN YOUR HAND IS NOT A POSITIVE LIFE EVENT.
Paul Hollywood has spent over £10 million developing a bread vaping device just in case gluten is ever banned in pubs. #GBBO
I'd like Alvin to win the Bake Off. Even though he's the worst at baking he's always very apologetic about it, which is a admirable.
PASTRY FACT: Anything can be pastry if you just believe.
PASTRY FACT: There are 6 kinds of pastry; shortcrust, filo, choux, flaky, puff and another one that hasn't been discovered yet.
My licence fee pays for the ingredients on the Bake Off, yet if I walked into the tent and defecated on all the cakes I'd be arrested. #GBBO
QUEEN FACT: Every year the Queen hosts at least three garden parties in Buckingham Palace and one illegal rave in Dalston.
QUEEN FACT: One of the Queen’s corgis is actually Ronnie Corbett, dressed as a corgi, living out his final years in a luxury kennel.
It's been a big night for Wayne Rooney. Here are some amazing facts about England's all-time leading scorer.
Imagine how many goals Rooney would score if he wasn't past his peak, overrated and not very good!
Wait. I just remembered I haven't spoken to my loved ones since the Battlestar Galactica finale argument of 2009. Come on, England!
I can't carry on watching this match. Life's too short. I should be spending it with my loved ones. #ENGvSWI
Very suspicious that Delph only lasted the exact amount of time a player needs to be on the pitch in order to get their parking validated.
That spine chilling moment when you realise football isn't coming home; it's already inside the house.
Nap time. I insisted I do it in my car, but teacher says I can't leave school grounds without a parent, so I've built a papier mâché Mondeo.
Scored 120 goals during lunch playtime. Got a good chance of making the school team. Teacher said I might even be moved up to the under-7s.
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