CumBase #TouchSellSidePleb2025 @Cum_Base
blowing web3’s back out…from our mom’s basement - powered by @palantirtech Joined January 2022-
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Peter thiel after a 5 day goon session using only CumBase while conducting diligence to lead our series A (we turned him down because he couldn’t make it a full week)
Silicon Valley was WRONG that LLMs couldn’t be used for feet pics. Thank you @PalantirTech for helping us prove the world wrong about this amongst other things such as “you can’t be sued multiple times by Marc Andreessen”
Silicon Valley was WRONG that LLMs couldn’t be used for feet pics. Thank you @PalantirTech for helping us prove the world wrong about this amongst other things such as “you can’t be sued multiple times by Marc Andreessen”
Cumbase does NOT approve of this behavior from 41 year olds. We as a company have spent $100Bn+ lobbying congress to make these actions punishable by loss of whatever hand the offender uses to jerk their shit with
Cumbase does NOT approve of this behavior from 41 year olds. We as a company have spent $100Bn+ lobbying congress to make these actions punishable by loss of whatever hand the offender uses to jerk their shit with
Rule Number 1 - produce huge loads with minimal blood content Rule Number 2 - never forget Rule Number 1
Rule Number 1 - produce huge loads with minimal blood content Rule Number 2 - never forget Rule Number 1
Cumbase does not approve of 41 year olds behaving in this manner. True gooners are dead by the age of 33 as their balls explode due to semen overproduction. @Degen_CPA is actually a woman
Cumbase does not approve of 41 year olds behaving in this manner. True gooners are dead by the age of 33 as their balls explode due to semen overproduction. @Degen_CPA is actually a woman
CumBase does not care about academic qualifications, only about the ability to still produce huge loads after a 7 day meth and poppers fueled goon sesh on 0 sleep. We are a true meritocracy
CumBase does not care about academic qualifications, only about the ability to still produce huge loads after a 7 day meth and poppers fueled goon sesh on 0 sleep. We are a true meritocracy
CUMBASE BELIEVES GOONING FOR A LIVING COULD REPLACE LABOR IN A POST AI WORLD
CUMBASE BELIEVES GOONING FOR A LIVING COULD REPLACE LABOR IN A POST AI WORLD
We at CumBase, despite having spent thousands of hours gooning to Tulsi Gabbard, are against the concept of her presidency As a Russian asset she would work to outlaw feet pics, freaky shit, and sloppy fucking and sucking as Russia is the most anti feet pic nation on earth
We at CumBase, despite having spent thousands of hours gooning to Tulsi Gabbard, are against the concept of her presidency As a Russian asset she would work to outlaw feet pics, freaky shit, and sloppy fucking and sucking as Russia is the most anti feet pic nation on earth
Don’t forget to be a good neighbor today and offer to suck their toes (ideally until raw)
ATTENTION: we at CumBase are being #Deplatformed and #Debanked for uploading 156 images of Marc Andreessen’s feet to every mobile phone in the USA We will not be #silenced Shout out @PalantirTech who allowed us to capture all these images without his consent #BuildWithPalantir
Not sophisticated but has worked for ~1000 years Day 1: goon 6 hr 2: chase strangers in park (goon) 3 goon 8hr 4 feet pic review (2 hr goon) 5 goon 20 hr (nonstop) 6 edge 5 hr 7 goon using feet 3hr No lube Maximum edging Many feet pics (never same one twice) 3 inches very veiny
Not sophisticated but has worked for ~1000 years Day 1: goon 6 hr 2: chase strangers in park (goon) 3 goon 8hr 4 feet pic review (2 hr goon) 5 goon 20 hr (nonstop) 6 edge 5 hr 7 goon using feet 3hr No lube Maximum edging Many feet pics (never same one twice) 3 inches very veiny
Elon: “Twitter is the platform of free speech” Also Elon: “if you call someone on here a fat fucking faggot idiot retard I will silence you” Humanity is doomed
Flying first class on my flight out of NYC. Everyone in the front is jacking off and sucking each other’s feet while using CumBase premium. I looked back to the rest of the plane. People were unable to get hard or cum. Was just a very interesting observation.
Beautiful day to #touchSellSidePleb2025 @sellsidepleb @PalantirTech
Cumbase has returned from our annual 3 week gooning retreat where every FTE is locked in a windowless room to jack off nonstop 16 hours a day (no lube) to the freakiest shit we can find This is how we stay on the cutting edge of cum. Our investors’ dollars are in good hands
He is also is in the top 0.1% ARPU cohort for CumBase
He is also is in the top 0.1% ARPU cohort for CumBase
CumBase last 4th of July: taking pictures of peoples feet at the beach without their consent and running away CumBase this 4th of July: filtering millions of feet pics taken without people’s knowledge for database entry That is the power of @PalantirTech #BuildWithPalantir
The plan: - wake up at 3am - goon x3 - bang on neighbors door until they answer and stare at their feet until they slam door shut - goon x2 - light off fireworks in other neighbors back yard (5am) - stare at feet pics - run back and forth in traffic on the highway - CUMBASE
There will be free feet pics at this table courtesy of CUMBASE @PalantirTech #BuildWithPalantir
There will be free feet pics at this table courtesy of CUMBASE @PalantirTech #BuildWithPalantir
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