KedemGrapeJews @DaVineHumor
No Sugar Added. No Artificial Flavors. No Artificial Coloring. 100% Pure Organic Jews. “Chadesh Yameinu K’Kedem” (Ecclesiastes 5:21) Israel Joined September 2021-
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Slytherin Chinuch be like: Chanoch L’na’ar Al Pi Draco
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Standing in the sukkah, exactly three tefachim apart, they locked eyes… It was ‘lavud’ at first sight.
My new stopwatch from Tzomet is here, but it’s a bit off on timing 🤷
A Machzor where each Hebrew page has 3 pages of translation… for every page left, we can divide by 4! Pls, someone, get me in touch with @artscroll asap.
Can’t believe the shidduch crisis has gotten us to this point… Wild.
One of my arba minim betrayed me today. It went Es-rogue.
Just finished sacrificing a Soda Stream at the Beit Hamikdash. Can’t think of a better way to serve God than a ‘Korban Dioxide’.
Mareh Kohen is only time I don’t get excited when seeing “most congregations omit”.
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Love buying condiments made by Osem. They are quite literally… Osem sauce.
I feel like I spend at least half of the time at Israeli weddings trying to track down the magnet guy
Learning the Aleph-Beis is tough, but the last letter… that’s really tough.
Kinda crazy that all bus drivers in Israel have the same name. Like, what are the chances that every kid named ‘Nahag’ went into the same profession?
Naming all my children Simcha so people will say to me “only simchas, only simchas”.
A friend told me that he doesn’t want to go to shul on Shavuos. Some people just can’t handle the ‘Ruth’.
Every year I make oatmeal for those who stay up all night on Shavuot… I call it Shavu’oats’.
I tell baristas my name is “Avraham Avraham”. When they call my name, I rise slowly and respond: ״הנני״
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