Daily Affirmation @DailyAffirmer
Terribly affirming. youtube.com/channel/UCELEB… Joined December 2014-
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The secret to a strong work ethic. youtu.be/0Vr4fBG5hUA?a
I ride the subway a lot. youtu.be/T7FZiRq-EeM?a
I make most decisions based on self interest. youtu.be/Aw4YM137SuA?a
Otherwise no one will no you're here. youtu.be/t7oiqJl5uMM?a
Share what keeps you motivated. #dreams youtu.be/egJSyPm23lY?a
You're too good for these people. youtu.be/gfxWeQiGICs?a
Money can't buy everything. Just most things. youtu.be/V56fsmLVnkk?a
In honor of the #CFP2015 rankings youtu.be/d032y01hiEg?a
NEW VIDEO: Our reply to "Joe talks to his kids about an undefeated Iowa." #SECMyth #Hawkeyes youtube.com/watch?v=eQnYfk…
It's the day after Halloween. Is anyone even awake yet? youtu.be/axMmd7IFhUk?a
I'm a Doctor of Comedy #affirmation youtu.be/j8BY2x2i2xc?a
Money will not make you happy. Buying things with money is what makes you happy.
I'm partial to the Legend of Zelda, myself. #affirmation youtu.be/Zvk9YJq9dzQ?a
Seek knowledge at all costs. Just be sure to get federal loans for the cheaper interest rates. Private loans are not a good investment.
Not my children. Your children. #affirmation youtu.be/VqdzswHO4e4?a
Live every day like it's your last: paralyzed with fear from your impending demise. #affirmation
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Iowa wins. Iowa State wins. Nebraska loses. I'm not sure why, but today is a great day. Anyone else inexplicably feeling the same way?
*awakens suddenly in a cold sweat* But where could Goose even keep a Polaroid camera on a fighter jet? *wife, annoyed* "Goose is dead, Dave"
Why are we still fucking around with celery? Onions have had celery's job covered since they showed up on the scene. Take a hike, celery.
Whoops almost let myself feel insecure about my life decisions but decided to buy something online instead.
I hate it when I think I'm buying ORGANIC vegetables but when I get home I discover they're just REGULAR donuts.
Used to be really important for me to know WHO farted, and why. Not anymore. Now I just live in the sweet mysterious shit vapor of life.
Oh don't get all judgmental on me. Sometimes guys just miss the toilet a little bit cuz we're looking at our phones. Shitting's not easy.
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I eat meat, but only from animals that have harmed one of my relatives. Ask me about #GoingVengetarian
Are You Old Money Or New Money? clickhole.com/r/1813tsd
Either way, I don't think we should let Shrodinger near any more cats.
Kim Davis is an amazing example of how if you believe something with all your heart, someday an entire nation can know you're wrong.
Life goal: be rich enough to buy coke from Debbie Harry when she offers. #DifficultPeople amp.twimg.com/v/62b2c1b6-87b…
Subway’s Jared Will Allegedly Plead Guilty To Child Porn onion.com/1Myf3tg #WhatDoYouThink?
Hi I'm up and home from joke shows. Does anyone want a pep talk for the next 15 minutes?