Elena @ElenaChainHelp1
2 daughters, NO chill. East, England Joined June 2016-
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It was a better time when sugar was served in cubes.
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I believe in angels, ghosts, and psychics but generic mayonnaise crosses the line.
Appreciate people when you can. Life is too unpredictable sometimes.
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The hardest lesson I have learned as an adult is that most people are cowards.
Losing your appetite because you are sad fucking sucks.
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Welcome to your fifties. You’re not as tired as you used to be because you’ve learned to sleep on a recliner.
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‘Love, do us a favour. Lock the door.’ Ok, (40 minutes later, door locked)....’done’. Did you put the bin out? OH FOR CHRIST SAKE! #LineofDuty
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Line of Duty S6E1 recap #NoSpoilers #LineOfDuty
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Line Of Duty Episode 1 recap. #LineofDuty
You know how they say you should check yourself before you wreck yourself? I didn’t, so I did.
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If I started a rock band I would call it Pink Boyd. Obviously
Me, seeing “Boyd” trending: “Had something happened to his backyard?
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Who’s up for a game of #LineOfDuty bingo tonight? 🙋🏻♂️ #LineOfDuty6
I must say, I do feel that a President who falls up the stairs three times in a row, is probably most capable of representing my interests.
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All I’m saying is my memory would be better if I could remember more things.
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When she started singing Selena 😭 bit.ly/3salhZU
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'I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I don't remember why I picked up this call, I hate talking on the phone.' - if Liam Neeson in Taken was me
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