Elise @EliseLostutter
Cincinnati Joined November 2011-
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Just two old pals hanging out. #tbt #throwbackthursday instagram.com/p/-AaDEEzBxQ/
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No matter how lazy you feel, just remember that Goldilocks decided to take a nap during a b&e.
*sitting around the fire, flashlight held under chin* and then...they tied her up...and forced her to watch this!!!
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Hey @realDonaldTrump you saw a kid lost in New York and didn't tell an adult. How can we trust you to be president?
It just crossed my mind to put chili cheese Fritos on a chili dog. And this is why I'm fat. #cincinnati
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Coworker: Did you see that Shania Twain just turned 50? Me: That don't impress me much. Coworker: I hate you.
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"Welcome to the jungle we got fun n games" u got Connect 4? "We got everything u want" Soooo is that a yes on the Connect 4?
The hubs just related Mike Huckabee to John Lithgow's character in Footloose, if you're wondering how politically in-tune we are #GOPDebate
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I come in the front door of my house & my dog's there to greet me with sad eyes & Creed's "My Own Prison" blasting from the stereo speakers.
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Me, when I get an extra McNugget in my 10 piece meal.
What if John Lithgow's character on Footloose banned dancing solely because he couldn't dance? Something to think about, folks.
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NO CREDIT CHECK NO MONEY DOWN NO QUESTIONS ASKED NO RETREAT, NO SURRENDER NO MEANS NO NO WOMAN, NO CRY NO DIGGITY SEE STORE FOR DETAILS
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Sure, I'd pay $50,000 to hunt a dentist. What was the question?
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[execution] "Any last requests" -yeah I wanna hear Pitbulls latest album "uhh seriously?" -LOL no dude just kill me already
🎶 Because your kiss, your kiss, is oooonnn my list! 🎶
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Unless my horoscope says "you should absolutely eat 26 chicken nuggets today" I'm not really interested.
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VH1 Behind the Music: SKRILLEX: "Well, one day I misdialed, called a fax machine, and suddenly realized what I was put on Earth to do."
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