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Peter @peter2peter2pet

I'm wise beyond my years, but eat hay and shit everywhere. What a mess. Stables Joined March 2015
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F.R.I.E.N.D.S FUTURE @FRIENDS__FUTURE

10 years ago

Rachel: I can't believe they let Oscar Pistorius out of prison after he killed his girlfriend! Ross: THEY WERE ON A BREAK!

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10 years ago

Joey's eating a sandwich and then finds out about Jared Fogel

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S FUTURE @FRIENDS__FUTURE

10 years ago

Chandler and Monica's relationship has grown stale. Monica tries to make her pussy pop for Chandler, who's impotent

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S FUTURE @FRIENDS__FUTURE

10 years ago

Monica, Phoebe and Rachel find Justin Bieber's nudes online. Joey is grossed out. Chandler is intrigued. Ross is dead, nobody cares.

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F.R.I.E.N.D.S FUTURE @FRIENDS__FUTURE

10 years ago

Ross is really excited about finding water on Mars. The gang pretend to sleep when he tells them. Ross takes his own life, nobody notices.

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Allday @alldaychubbyboy

10 years ago

STARTUP CULT IS FINALLY OUT IN THE USA AND THE REST OF THE WORLD youtu.be/o18uk3Y3R00

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mike ginn @shutupmikeginn

10 years ago

A trailer in a movie theater ended with "November 20th" and a guy loudly said, "thats my birthday" and a random guy said "happy birthday"

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Chris Hewitt @ChrisHewitt

11 years ago

Young Ed Miliband looks like all the Inbetweeners at once.

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GoaT FacE @EndhooS

10 years ago

[Michael Cera playfully tries to chase away a pigeon but it's unfazed and chases him around a car park instead]

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bandani @dreaminDM

10 years ago

I'm done with the Internet

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crispy315 @crispy_315

10 years ago

Describe myself? Umm. Imagine if a trashcan came to life but somehow became worse in the process

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Patricia Lockwood @TriciaLockwood

10 years ago

The best internet is "people discussing the possible meanings of the Frasier theme song" internet

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Joses @JosesLovesYou

10 years ago

"doctor, please, I've been shot! Im gonna die! I'm bleeding everywhere!" Really materialistic Dr: "Not on my watch!"

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Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner

10 years ago

Behind every great woman is another great woman. They're everywhere.

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Peter @peter2peter2pet

10 years ago

80 years ago, if you didn't believe in racial segregation, you didn't have a hope in hell. #qanda

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Peter @peter2peter2pet

10 years ago

For someone with two gay parents, Fraust sure is dressed terribly tonight. #qanda

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Abe Yospe @Cheeseboy22

10 years ago

It's weird that BBQ is an acronym for BBQ.

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lesleyarfin @lesleyarfin

10 years ago

How pissed were you the day you found out the Pink Panther was the exact opposite of everything the title promised it would be

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