LaBambaMcDoodle @Gooberforce
Official I enjoy long walks on the beach and poking dead things with a stick. Don't follow me back. middle of nowhere Joined July 2010-
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Organs are probably the only things you wouldn't want to harvest when they're "ripe."
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I'm wondering if tall people in general think people in general are more attractive? Because I think most people are attractive, but maybe because I'm at the right angle, lol. (I'm tall, fyi) Like for selfies, but with eyeballs.
I'm just going to put myself in screen saver mode till the apocalypse.
Bring me wine, and with your head in my lap the night will hum with crickets. I’ll pour my silence into you, slow as the night. I’ll let the crickets witness how hunger sounds. Bring me wine, and I’ll spill it down my skin, let you drink me as the night folds around us.
I'm listening to sad songs downstairs. Hubs playing video games upstairs. Epitomy of dichotomy.
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quiet, because the world doesn’t need my sadness
Everyone wants to be exceptional. That's statistically impossible, just so you know.
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I drink a lot of water for someone who's always drowning
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Don't worry if you feel stupid. Stupid people never feel stupid that's why they're stupid.
Is it possible for someone to consume all emotional and mental energy there is no physical energy left? Asking for a friend.
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