Mackenzie @MackenskiBC
Ski Jumping, Canada, Twitter website Calgary, AB Joined June 2012-
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When I get to the end of the rainbow and find my shiny pot of gold, I predict I’ll find capitalism there too, unscathed
I get it the new world record is unsafe, irresponsible, and sad. Just imagine if Ryoyu had a uterus though
Barely even cool honestly. Do it in a FIS sanctioned World Cup and you’ll have my attention 🫡
Barely even cool honestly. Do it in a FIS sanctioned World Cup and you’ll have my attention 🫡
H the real question is how many DPOY awards would Rudy have if he wore a daft punk mask for his whole career?
When a diehard fan base can’t take a joke: 🤦♂️ When someone makes fun of my cat: 😡
Taylor swift is the same as the rest of you in that I stop paying attention to you if I receive an email about your recent work
Can only imagine the word cupboard being invented by a wacky toddler wanting to get sipped off the juice
Lollipops and trimmed hair, together at last
People say Conan’s looks add to his humour. I wouldn’t say that, I’d say that his hotness actually takes away from the material
It’s so cool they scheduled 50 games today for the NBA season finale
Not sure why but the sun seems like it’s flexing a bit hard today
Just told my dad that MRI stood for “Mr. Intrusive”. He said he liked it but he’s not sure if it’s a guy 🤔
I hope nobody in Brooklyn was trying to screen-print this on a tee this morning
I watched twin peaks once when I was injured on the couch on mild pain killers. I don’t recall any specifics of the show but the ambiance made me feel a bit like I was injured on the couch on mild pain killers
*Sitting at lunch seeing a totally regular guy using his napkin* My friend: hey check it out napkin guy is at it again 😂
Say what you will about April fools, but you gotta appreciate it landing on a Monday every year
Say what you will about Easter, but you have to appreciate that it fell on a Sunday this year
Photographer: Come on, smile! Me (posing exactly like the Mona Lisa): This is famously what a smile is
Starting to think Twitter website could use a rebrand
If you’re ever frustrated at the page refreshing and losing your spot in the tweet scroll it’s important to remember that none of them matter and there will always be more
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if anyone's lost their sense of place in the world, let us know, because we found a lingering air of security and belonging in the lobby
Nikola Jokic on Denver’s injuries: “We just want to make everybody THINK that we are hurt. Especially Minnesota.”
yea i love colin jost. colin jost to say hello
Blue check looks corny and lame, I know, but I donate my payout, usually ~ $40-$100/month, to a good cause. I don’t make a ton of money so this is a good way to come up with some extra to donate. I feel fine about this even though my posts look worse now and everybody hates me
jimmy buffett was cooking at an unprecedented level when he opened "cheeseburger in paradise" with the line "tried to amend my carnivorous habits"
[guy who mostly reads Wikipedia recommending an album to his friend] you’re gonna love it man. it’s by Canadian-American musician Neil Young
A bunch of people have told me lately I'm the "Jalen Brunson of comedy." Not sure who that is. Hopefully it's a compliment!
I want to learn music but every time I try, they’re like, okay so the notes are the first few letters of the alphabet. 🙂 also they are in a circle, also they are fractions, also they are wavelengths, also they are only sometimes friends,
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The plan: - 10 hours of NBA basketball - beach boys on the speaker - never put on a shirt - leave apartment for 10 minutes tops for iced coffee - randomly bust out pushups throughout the day - chip dinner
Greensleeves
Someone told me recently that he worked with Lebron James on a commercial shoot and he saw him eat six or seven large packs of sour gummy worms over the course of a day
me pitching toy story: ok we’re going to put everything kids love in one movie. cowboys, astronauts, adventure, excitement, danger, laughs… exec, leaning in: yes… me: and wall to wall randy newman exec: me: the guy who did short people
The surest proof that engineers are making the decisions at Spotify is that when you ask to hear an old song, it assumes you want the NEWEST version of that song - a recent live performance, a modern rerecording, a contemporary cover, a bad remaster - rather than the original
u ever tar and feather a guy and realize ur out of feathers so u just give it to him straight and say listen buddy. gonna be mostly tar today
Dearest Friends, I've decided to shave my head to raise some funds for the Calgary Humane Society, and I invite you to join me! calgaryhumane.donorsupport.co/-/NGJJHDBZ?mem…
@chmiielewski @MackenskiBC 10 years on twitter and still no one gets it
@inSJders @MackenskiBC To ten gostek z Kanady co jest bardziej cringe-owy niż śmieszny? Kojarzę coś tam.
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