Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

"And you know the MTA should stand for Muthafuckahs Touchin' my Ass." instagram.com/nextlevelnelso… Oakland, CA Joined February 2017

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Joe Tracini @joetracini

4 years ago

It’s been an honour commentating the gymnastics today.

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

So when’s @realjeffreyross and @TheBiancaDelRio gonna do a battle situation? 😍👏👏👏👏❤️

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Win Tickets To Clusterfest ul.ink/BCJR-4YRT2J_T

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Would love to see a colab with @ZebraKatz and @iamcardib 😍

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Damn, Rest in Paradise Ralphie. Thanks for all the laughs and the message of love you gifted us through your comedy. 💙⭐️💙 @Ralphie_May

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Jason Mack @thejasonmack

8 years ago

Me: (Orders beer) Waitress: Ok I'm gonna need to see your ID. Me: I'm closer to death than 21.

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mark normand @marknorm

8 years ago

Life would be a lot easier for everyone if crazy knew they were crazy.

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

It's my birthday tomorrow. @dirtybirdy0 had a present mailed to me. It just got here. I'm so happy. 😍 @RuPaul @MichelleVisage @squattypotty

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Tfw you happen to be sitting on the toilet while also listening to @SarahKSilverman tell a joke about her dog taking a shit. #serendipity

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Nothing more American than @The_Cranberries radio. Stop in, say hi, sing along and have a damn drink! #TopeLoungeSF

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

I bet this #laundromat would be a lot more interesting if this machine wasn't out of order. #4thOfJuly2017

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Damn, this empty elevator is wearing too much cologne.

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Hi5'd @hardwick (nice guy👍) while dancing onstage with @girltalk 🙃 @ID10Tfest 🤓 AND said hi to #michaelche 😍 backstage. #whatafuckinsunday

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

"If I had to send someone as the first point of contact to the aliens, it would be @RuPaul " -@featurethis

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Late night phone sex ads just make me wanna watch porn....who's really running the show?

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Okay: @worldofdance makes me cry for many reasons but @Dance10Fikshun nail.head.hit.

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Sometimes I'm doing laundry, which sux, but it makes me stop and realize how much @Gorburger really is my best friend. #WatashitachiBESTIES!

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Fuck SF. @billburr was hilarious and real as fuck, so very on brand. 😝Looking forward to tomorrow with him and @JerrySeinfeld @clusterfest

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Crystal Nelson @NxtLevelNelson

8 years ago

Gustavo Armando Lopez III is getting psyched for @clusterfest now that I'm off work and the weekend begins!

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