Puddin Cuddle-Thug @PuddingBoobs
passive-aggressive, stage 7 clinger, all around terrible person. I'm the reason we can't have nice things. My dog is the cutest dog on twitter!!! gofundme.com/f/kim-rogers-m… Minneapolis, MN Joined October 2010-
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Friends of Kim: I've asked Kim's boss to perform her eulogy, please share your favorite story/memory/thing about Kim to use in the eulogy and email it to [email protected] so he can fit it into the eulogy. In addition, feel free to post on her page for everyone else to see.
Kim's memorial services will be held at J.S. Klecatsky & Sons funeral home. 1580 Century Point Eagan, MN 55121 on Saturday 9/21 at 4-8pm.
About Kim's passing. gofundme.com/f/kim-rogers-m…
Is there a way to ask for extra ranch dressing without sounding fat?
I want to hold a sword and yell some poetry at someone.
If I've ever cooked for you, you've eaten dog hair.
You're going to get pink eye in your mouth.
I’m sorry my dog had diarrhea at the same time you needed a friend.
Usually Big Dick Energy attached to Big Dick Head — proverb
At this point, I just assume everyone that drinks grapefruit la croix is in recovery.
The adult in me loves the 8 grams of fiber [flips to the frosted side] The kid in me loves doing designer drugs and having guilt-free sex
Y’all shame ‘Vanilla’ sex all the time on here but it’s amazing when both people enjoy it. It’s not my fault you gotta have your leg in a bear trap and get punched in the face to cum. Relax.
I don't understand what your boobs are trying to say.
You won't ever be able to love someone into being a better person.
Why would I want to take care of my body, it's not even a good one
You can't really say, "that's my dog's favorite show" without sounding a bit crazy.
Maybe you should put your phone down and go hug somebody.
The irony is if you do any of this for likes, retweets or validation, it will never be a satisfying experience.

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