david @SpringBreak1998
I accidently forgot to write anything here? lucid-tv.com Baltimore! Joined January 2009-
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i'm not afraid of an angry goose but i am afraid of how dumb i'll look screaming and running away from an angry goose
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A creepy video posted by a man in Randolph of turkeys circling a dead cat is perplexing even the experts. bos.gl/SLaX3RF
the govt has a sinus infection [donald trump] and the only treatment is sudafed [sue the fed(eral government)]
Everyone's focused on the deaths but a lot of shitty babies were born this year too. #2016
all these creepy clown murderers but not one single creepy clown murder... #RememberTheMaine #falseflag
Some people like to order their pasta "al dente." I like to order my pasta "acci-dente"... I always mean to order pizza!!!!
"We are going to have to fight fire with fire" should mean "we are going to have to do something that doesn't work."
When it comes to elections, I always vote for the recumbent.
david retweeted
"Boston EMS" (@abctruemedicine) ended this season w/ the best clip ever also, #Boston is amazing @universalhub
Starting my Bog Food diet today (only eat food harvested from or killed in a bog)
There is an inoperable nationwide on your side. I'm so sorry.
Achieve well being through these ten tips to maximize the symmetry in your life- 1) eat shit 2) drink piss ...
My apologies to all my spam acct followers for that innapropriate tweet. May u discover a weird new trick that will make Obama furious soon!
When i was 13 i had a hard boner but i had an even harder time making friends.
things that just happened: 1. I fell off the toilet reaching for a bouncy ball 2. Past humans outnumber future humans
david retweeted
Back in the Wild West why didn't they just make towns big enough for the two of them??
went to the dollar store and spent a buck-o-five. got myself a nickel back-- cd.
.@greatfriendofal yes! this is my favorite song! only reason to watch sports imho
In other science news: Impact of wet underwear on thermoregulatory responses and thermal comfort in the cold tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.108…
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