Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker

Comic. TV Writer. Journo. The Guardian, Vice, Vox, MTV. Host @popmysterypod. Co-host @lady2ladycomedy and @BritneysGram #FreedBritney tessbarker.com Joined April 2009

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Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker

8 months ago

At the end of every season of RHOSLC I say to myself “Well that was fun, but there’s no way this bat shittery can ever be topped.” Every season, I am wrong.

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Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker

8 months ago

Fuck financial inequity everywhere except my baseball team ☺️💙

FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX

8 months ago

Fuck financial inequity everywhere except my baseball team ☺️💙

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Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome

8 months ago

I dunno, maybe we shouldn’t allow essential things like air, water & communication systems to be owned & controlled by a handful of comic book villain-level assholes who are bitter they need money to access women

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Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker

8 months ago

Well I will say the global warming catastrophe was a brief distraction from the impending dictatorship.

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Clean Air LA @CleanAirLA

8 months ago

Mask & you shall receive. Free masks at @amoebamusic today until 5pm.

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Laurie Kilmartin @anylaurie16

8 months ago

lol I can't believe how easy my life was in 2019.

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Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker

10 months ago

At the very least ima finally learn karate

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Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker

10 months ago

So anyway, this is why I was telling people to check out what’s been going on in Venezuela.

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Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer

10 months ago

Donald Trump did absolutely none of the things people are saying Kamala needed to do to win. None.

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Citizens for Ethics @CREWcrew

10 months ago

Just a reminder that we would not be in this position if the Supreme Court had followed the Constitution and enforced Donald Trump's disqualification from office for incitement of insurrection.

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Giorgia Peach @giorgiapeach

10 months ago

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Clara’s Pony @NottBenry

10 months ago

When Barbra “48hr 7min audio book” Streisand has no words left you know it’s baaaaad 😳

Barbra Streisand @BarbraStreisand

10 months ago

When Barbra “48hr 7min audio book” Streisand has no words left you know it’s baaaaad 😳

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Elie Mystal @ElieNYC

10 months ago

The first thing MAGA will do is dismantle the apparatus necessary for anybody to mount a serious challenge against them again. There will be an “election” in ‘28, but it will be perfunctory. We are a one-party state now.

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Joe G @EastEndJoe

10 months ago

Vacation choices have been narrowed down.

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Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker

10 months ago

My childhood home is under threat of burning down which doesn’t feel like a metaphor for anything

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Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker

10 months ago

For real though fuck stupid people.

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Tess Barker @TesstifyBarker

10 months ago

Regurgitating the same unchecked facts from the same dipshit podcast that every other loser dipshit listens to isn’t the free-thinking flex you think it is.