SaltyBitch @TheDrunkGatsby
salty af, perpetually drunk and full of hate. Owner of terrible tattoos pronoun: cunt twitter.com/search?q=from%… lost Joined April 2013-
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I can tell how emotionally available a guy is by how badly I want to date them
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I would do literally anything to lose 5 pounds right now except change my diet or increase my exercise.
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I’m sorry I flipped your kitchen table over in a mad rage when you didn’t offer any garlic bread with your lasagna.
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let’s just cuddle and if it slips in, it slips in.
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I’m as stable as a bicycle. I don’t have a lot of support, but I’m fine as long as I keep moving.
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i shouldn’t but i’m gonna ~ a memoir
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If she pulls the sundress out, you pull the sundress up that’s the rules bro.
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men: i like my women confident woman: i look amazing right now men: whoa, little lady, pump the brakes
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Being awake everyday seems excessive
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My birthstone is a chunk of sharp cheddar cheese
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Sorry I’m late I was avoiding someone I know at the grocery store.
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Rule #1: Fuck what they think.
I don't want to be Lamborghini rich, I want to be an investor of underground illegal activities rich
Replacing my anti-depressants with alcohol This summer is about to be lit
My son is saving to go to spain!! Never thought he would survive cancer let alone get to do something like this! gofund.me/2a01c607
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Sum up your year with one word….
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the hottest thing a man can do is be a little nerdy
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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999
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I dress for success; I undress for sucksex
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I would do literally anything to lose 5 pounds right now except change my diet or increase my exercise.
i show up to our first date with these on. wyd
Time is sacred. Be mindful with how you're spending yours.
Her: I'm an Instagram model. Me: I'm a Twitter author.
I used to really love men before I got a Twitter account
In case you didn't already know, it's perfectly acceptable to have a bag of sour gusher's for dinner.
let’s just cuddle and if it slips in, it slips in.
My circle of trust becomes smaller everyday.
My ex’s favourite position was roll over and play dead
I’m old enough to remember when people could pick up on sarcasm.
I’m as stable as a bicycle. I don’t have a lot of support, but I’m fine as long as I keep moving.
men: i like my women confident woman: i look amazing right now men: whoa, little lady, pump the brakes
My birthstone is a chunk of sharp cheddar cheese
Sorry I’m late I was avoiding someone I know at the grocery store.
Sum up your year with one word….
the hottest thing a man can do is be a little nerdy
I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999
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