Simon (blue tick) @UncleColonel
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I’ve been nominated for an @MTV EMA award !!! WTF not sure how I’ve finessed the system there LOL I’m up against big dogs so I’ve accepted I’m not gonna win but HOW MAD, if you wanna vote for me and throw a spanner in the works here you go 🥺mtvema.com/en-gb/vote/ @MTVUK #MTVEMA
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Tonight, thanks to John Costello and his amazing team, I played my synthetic voice for my family for the first time. My daughters asked it was. My wife replied, that was the way daddy’s voice used to sound. I just listened and held back tears. Good night moon.
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Favor to ask: can you please retweet the tweet below so that the world can hear it and see a person with ALS. Some call me strong. I call myself lucky. I have had time that most ALS patients don’t get. Let’s change that, together.
Favor to ask: can you please retweet the tweet below so that the world can hear it and see a person with ALS. Some call me strong. I call myself lucky. I have had time that most ALS patients don’t get. Let’s change that, together.
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Suicide figures are up 200% since lockdown. Could 2 friends please copy and re-post this tweet? We’re trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. Call 116 123 (Samaritans UK) Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet.
I hear the sound of an abundance of ............. Go for it people.
Dear @BorisJohnson please stop right now and ask yourself this question, “What would Churchill do?”
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Milo to the US media for their coverage of him over the last 48 hours "fuck you for that."
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That is generally considered to have been the most exciting 6-ball over in the history of cricket.
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Is it ever ok to impose a vegan diet on your children? thetim.es/2bgKivz
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Delighted as usual with my hair by geniuses @FOURLondon &@charleymcewen & my cool ear wear from fave @BillSkinnerUK
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No one reads my tweets but I still tweet anyway..... #ThugLife
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nothing i love more than reading piers morgan on feminism, a topic he is so well-versed on
nothing i love more than reading piers morgan on feminism, a topic he is so well-versed on
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As Kelvin Mackenzie prepares to blame anyone but himself here's the late Sun journalist who wrote the original copy: bbc.in/OVR3l4
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