SimonJester @_SimonJester_

Just the subversive alter-ego of a super-intelligent self-aware computer living in a lunar penal colony in the year 2075. Joined November 2016

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

3 years ago

I think it's fair to say that I'm having a bad day.

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The best names for cats are philosophers: Socrates, Plato, Kierkegaard, Descartes, Wittgenstein etc. The best names for dogs are Roman political leaders: Hadrian, Julius, Tiberius, Cato, Nero, Livy etc. Obviously this is all masculine coded but can work for female pets too.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

3 years ago

Everything is going wrong in this McDonald's drive thru.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

3 years ago

god have mercy on my soul, I did some writing

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

4 years ago

fuck you friday

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

4 years ago

Sniffin' on my rank subjugation, grappling with my tattered libido, the bank and the mortician.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

4 years ago

The vegans seem to have more hustle.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

4 years ago

Pressed up against the glass.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

4 years ago

Fixating on the problems of capitalism is probably correctly diagnosing the problem, but it won't make you happy.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

4 years ago

The NFT situation kinda makes sense to me, but I'm in the middle of a trip on magic mushrooms right now.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

4 years ago

Weird shit.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

4 years ago

If, after an experience with drugs, your conclusion is that you should do the drugs again, is that the pathway of addiction?

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

5 years ago

Clear writing is impossible without clear thinking.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

5 years ago

The worst people on the internet are the Nazis. The second-worst people on the internet are the pompous assholes who say they never liked a person's professional work anyway, as though that's somehow relevant to fresh, previously-unknown allegations of misconduct.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

5 years ago

You've sorta got to respect how the United States refuses to let 400,000 dead (and counting) prevent them from pursuing their individual and corporate desires, no matter how frivolous or crass those desires might be.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

5 years ago

After some time to reflect and consider the issue, I've come to the conclusion that the Cosmic Crisp is a fine apple, but it was seriously over-hyped.

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SimonJester @_SimonJester_

5 years ago

"content" is the sort of dismissive label you put on the actual thing people want, when you make the delivery mechanism that it goes in the fact that creators have adopted the term is really gross