ashballz @_ashley_mcd
Joined January 2009-
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Woke up to aunty Tracey in bed #nakeytime #wtf @Taya_Dee
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The real heroes are the ones clicking like and share on Facebook after a tragic event.
If you spent less time bitching about your life, you'd possibly enjoy it more.
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It’s like people don’t realise that once you’ve had children together, you can never get completely divorced.
Everybody keeps posting pictures of babies or pregnant bellies and here I am uploading pictures of my cat..
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I should probably be in a relationship just for the supervision.
If the brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple we couldn't.
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Old people aren't on twitter because apparently they can say whatever the fuck they like in real life and get away with it
I hope the two of you marry, grow old and die together.. Just so you can save the rest of the world from ever being in that shitty position.
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It's difficult being an only child when you have a sister.
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I know it's not very classy to drink liquor straight from the bottle but I couldn't find a straw.
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Sometimes I eat glitter just so I can leave a sparkly turd for the next guy, and blow his fucking mind.
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Hey Australians, it's about midnight here, so what time is it there right now? Thursday?
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It is estimated that at any one time, 0.7% of the world's population is drunk.
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Bitches, if you're really that good ... He'll be the one making you the fucking sandwich.
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smoking weed doesn't make you stupid, being stupid makes you stupid
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Believe that Jesus is your lord and savior? There's a Slayer song for that.
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"Will you write on your girlfriend's Facebook wall telling her how much you love each her?" ~Said Nobody, ever.
Angie @Angie06171837
49 Followers 4K Following 😈🍂 Му namе is Аngie!❤️ Неrе is my аlbum аnd my naкеd рictuге!)) Vote fог me, pls:🌊 https://t.co/sURGWiTfb1
Natasha Pearson @rafaelpic
53 Followers 2K Following
Panache Management @panachetalent
224K Followers 478K Following Est. 1985. Panache Model & Talent Management is recognized as one of Canada’s best agencies. No labels, just beautiful people inside and out.
Leah McKay @Lealeeex
47 Followers 139 Following
Marlene Olson @_OVOXO32
78 Followers 389 Following
Dawn @friendfreezone
3K Followers 3K Following I've got nothing....absolutely nothing, and it's all here... https://t.co/hMIW3g4eoH IG @funnyfreezone
inappropriate mom @nicfit75
21K Followers 5K Following Mad Libs champ. I’m only here to post memes for my friend, Jess.
see more @see_more13
3K Followers 3K Following Believes art should be used as an instrument for social change
Fuckin' Bitch☮ @fcknbtch
74 Followers 201 Following I'm not a role model, I'm a 20 year old fucking emotional roller coaster with pipe dreams.
Cupps Zacher @cuppsmyyb2
24 Followers 221 Following
Broads These Days @whatabiatch
26 Followers 79 Following drinkin' triples, seein' double, actin' single; born & raised in a summer haze; ♌
Nicole McDonald @NicoleLorrie
16 Followers 85 Following
Taya♡ @Taya_Dee
32 Followers 162 Following
Marlene Olson @_OVOXO32
78 Followers 389 Following
Verifried Drunk™®�... @VerifiedDrunk
27K Followers 2K Following The later the tweet, the drunker I am. it/that/drunk
Bad Advice Dog @BadAdviceDog
192K Followers 81 Following Official service dog at DOGE. Bitcoin MAXIMALIST!
NICKY PARIS @NickyParisBitch
33K Followers 851 Following Stand Up Comedian seen on MTV, Wendy Williams, Huffington Post, LOGO, OUT, Elite Daily and more! EMAIL: [email protected]
Lady MacLipsy @MicheleAKALips
9K Followers 855 Following I once cooked dinner with 2 straight women, a now divorced couple & a lesbian (she tossed the salad) We didnt pray.
Dawn @friendfreezone
3K Followers 3K Following I've got nothing....absolutely nothing, and it's all here... https://t.co/hMIW3g4eoH IG @funnyfreezone
AngryBritain.com @AngryBritain
32K Followers 9K Following Saying what you think since 2008. Gen X. Beware.
Le Trav @TravLeBlanc
14K Followers 736 Following Just a Trav trying to make his way in a Not Trav's world. The only non-fed on right-wing internet.
Fox Moulder @scaffoldjocky
902 Followers 39 Following I'm the man with the cat. I currently own a beard as well. Things are exactly how they seem.
Mrs. Sassy Pants @TheDanielleRock
11K Followers 1K Following My brain works twice as fast as my mouth, things sometimes come out wrong -which is part of my charm. @TheCensoredRock took my virginity back in '99
History Of Sound @historyofsound
130K Followers 1 Following Sharing images of musical legends and events that changed the world. History is truth. History is music.
mermaidproblems @MERMAIDProb
10K Followers 0 Following Full time mermaid with daily problems and no time for basic fishes.
Matt @Footboow
6K Followers 4 Following
That Rude Cunt @UluwatuSiap
5K Followers 313 Following Vegan, surfing, meditating, drinking ayahuasca, dropping acid and often reciting Lao Tzu's The Tao Te Ching.
Horror Scope @horrorslope
640 Followers 20 Following This is Horror Scope & we are good at what we do. We hope so. Sometimes. Well, maybe not! Fuck https://t.co/rEvEKyFKjF
Periwinkle Jones @peachesanscream
18K Followers 2K Following Former blue check. The study of bios is called biology. #selfisolating since 1983.
Unvaxxed murderer, ap... @crazylikeanox
2K Followers 569 Following El Guapo- A modified self inflicted Dirty Sanchez involving autoerotic asphyxiation using a belt hanging from the ceiling while wearing a sombrero
Stoner Jesus™ @stonerjesus420
185K Followers 19K Following @AHighWayToGod - Ads: [email protected] ~ Cannabis Stories at the link! ~ HNHS w/@Hemptations ~ For all shows with @SithKittenGami1 follow @SJSK420
Bristol Sweets @BristolSweets
7K Followers 2K Following I am oh so tasty and will melt in your mouth AND in your hands.
Jesus With Issues @JesusWithIssues
7K Followers 2K Following I am God's son. But I'm also God. But different. You wouldn't understand. Sometimes I do magic tricks.
Aaron the Baron @AaronMichael_
2K Followers 922 Following
Cupps Zacher @cuppsmyyb2
24 Followers 221 Following
Dave Weasel @DaveWeasel
474K Followers 15K Following 5x Billboard comedy chart topper. slightly more active on IG: daveweasel @valleyboyspod "verified since September 2016" don't come at me
Stupid bitch @Lipgloss_Nerd
3K Followers 140 Following I would unfollow this stupid bitch if I were you. it’s been a while, be gentle, but generous. genoroux.
Beth @Laredo8307
854 Followers 730 Following They wouldn’t let me equip my mini with an optional rocket launcher either - bunch of communists!
inappropriate mom @nicfit75
21K Followers 5K Following Mad Libs champ. I’m only here to post memes for my friend, Jess.
PhilLaysheO @PhilLaysheO
2K Followers 250 Following
Pierre @Pierre__4
1K Followers 876 Following I'm a New Orleans Fire Fighter not an English Teacher. If my spelling, grammar or puncuation piss you off, you should hear me talk.
SingleGirlStruggles @singlestrugglin
14K Followers 1K Following Just your average single college girl struggling to find Mr. Right #singlegirlstruggles
Nicole McDonald @NicoleLorrie
16 Followers 85 Following
Puddin Cuddle-Thug @PuddingBoobs
14K Followers 682 Following passive-aggressive, stage 7 clinger, all around terrible person. I'm the reason we can't have nice things. My dog is the cutest dog on twitter!!!
see more @see_more13
3K Followers 3K Following Believes art should be used as an instrument for social change
Corey Paterson @Midgetspar
18K Followers 3K Following People tell me I look just like Denzel Washington. Instagram: TheRhinestoneDragon #spnfamily
Nostalgia @ComedyPosts
2.0M Followers 114 FollowingTrends for United States
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