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Kayditty @_kayditty

A picture may paint a thousand words but I can use my words to paint a thousand pictures. x.com/search?q=_kayd… NC Joined May 2010
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Kayditty @_kayditty

3 years ago

Welcome to your 50s. You now get excited about cortisone shots.

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Kayditty @_kayditty

3 years ago

You know you’re getting old when you stash pairs of glasses throughout the house to see well enough to find your main pair of specs. (Unless it’s just me.)

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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

3 years ago

The problem with reality is that it gets real way too often.

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Kayditty @_kayditty

3 years ago

No Spanx for me. I prefer not to feel like a tube of a Pilsbury Crescent Rolls when I undress.

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Kayditty @_kayditty

3 years ago

Spend as much effort remembering the kindnesses from others as you do the misdeeds and your world will change.

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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck

3 years ago

The fact that some of you guys want to be social with me on this social media app makes me question your judgment.

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☠Êv¡£☠Genius☠ @That_Damn_Duck

3 years ago

Humans make the worst people.

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Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70

4 years ago

Anyone else get hammered last night and lose track of how much pudding they ate? No?

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Shade 5 🎬 @Shader70

5 years ago

If Facebook has taught me anything it’s that there is a reason we lose touch with people.

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NotKaseyKasem™ @psychogoddess

3 years ago

If you don't want me to reply to your tweets, get the fuck off of Twitter.

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Kayditty @_kayditty

3 years ago

What mens’ dating profiles say: No crazy chicks What mens’ FB profiles show: In a relationship with a crazy chick

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McDad @mcdadstuff

3 years ago

You’re excited about that Amazon gift card, but deep down you know it’ll be spent on dog poop bags, a toilet plunger, chip clips and Tums.

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Kayditty @_kayditty

3 years ago

I’ve got some goodies* for ya under my shirt. *peanut m&ms I dropped

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Kayditty @_kayditty

3 years ago

If you burn all your bridges don’t be surprised when you find yourself alone on an island.

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Kayditty @_kayditty

3 years ago

I’m a follow through girl in a world full of holler back girls.

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Kayditty @_kayditty

3 years ago

Can we maybe compromise and have low fructose corn syrup?

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Kayditty @_kayditty

3 years ago

If life has knocked you on your ass dozens of times, you’re not a victim. You’re a fucking warrior because you’ve gotten back up every time.

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