gtotheb @bashergi

Joined May 2011

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Josh Pugh @JoshPughComic

2 years ago

When the injury isn’t as bad as you first made out

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Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd

2 years ago

@MadScientistFF Ted Lasso

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Listen now to our new single Parasite or you can pre-order the album now (out 14/04/23 on @xximrecords): gogopenguin.lnk.to/EIGTBOK 🎟 Tour dates: gogopenguin.co.uk 🎥 Watch full video here: youtu.be/Sue5WnE0MGU

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Anna Meredith @AnnaHMeredith

4 years ago

Thank you so much Cardiff! After a most exhilarating early start we’re arrived in BRIGHTON & very very 🏋🏻‍♀️pumped🏋🏻‍♀️ to be headlining the incredible Sunday line up @mutationsfest amidst such a rich bounty of splendours - can’t wait to see Brightonians laters!

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cluedont @cluedont

4 years ago

What kind of sorcery is this

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Alan Bennett @SecretAlanB

4 years ago

Sat 10th July 2021. Dear my diary, Wanted to make Yotam Ottolenghi’s yams in harissa yoghurt with pickled chervil but couldn’t source any yams, harissa, yoghurt, chervil or plates! Am making do with a grey omelette and a Capri-Sun I found in the neighbours hedge. #thuglife

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Galactic Keegan @GalacticKeegan

4 years ago

I was gutted to see the Netherlands crash out of Euro 2020. I said to Frank de Boer, ‘I haven’t known a disappointment like this since I went to see your brother, Chris, in concert and he didn’t sing “The Lady In Red.” I mean, he did ultimately do it for the encore, but still.’

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gtotheb @bashergi

4 years ago

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cluedont @cluedont

4 years ago

Roy Keane looks like Zeus after a trip to Next.

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gtotheb @bashergi

4 years ago

It’s tanking #DogeCoinTo1Dollar

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joe heenan @joeheenan

4 years ago

B&Q worker: How can I help you, sir? Superintendent Ted Hastings: There's only one thing I'm interested in

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The Poke @ThePoke

4 years ago

Author Matt Haig asked people for their best mental health advice – 23 favourite responses thepoke.co.uk/2021/01/06/aut…

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Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews

5 years ago

New Gorillaz album to feature guest vocals from Paulo Wanchope, Sofia Dolmio and Toby Young

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Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews

5 years ago

Greta Thunberg admits one of her favourite songs is Belinda Carlisle’s ‘Leave A Light On’. “Obviously I don’t endorse the sentiment,” she laughed

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Fake Showbiz News @FakeShowbizNews

5 years ago

Michaela Strachan says she sometimes wonders if everyone is playing a big trick on her by pretending to find olives delicious

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Photay @photayy

6 years ago

PLEASED to present "Warmth in the Coldest Acre", the 1st single off my forthcoming record 𝙒𝙖𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙃𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨 out June 12th on @MexicanSummer! This song is about finding hope & joy in the darkest of times. Lots of love to you all! Listening links ➟ bit.ly/2WEHNwZ

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bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer

6 years ago

I’m writing a piece for an in flight magazine about the first time you wore a personalised lanyard... how did it feel?..did you keep it?.. did you struggle with the fastening?..has life ever been as good since?..#LanyardMemories

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cluedont @cluedont

6 years ago

When I ask someone how they are and they say 'Not three bad'.

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Galactic Keegan @GalacticKeegan

7 years ago

After falling behind City in the table I told Jurgen Klopp, “Don’t panic. Back in ‘96 we had a big lead over Man United who then overtook us but in the end we... well, we came second but the important thing is... look, I’ll be honest, I can’t remember what I’m on about.”