Sloot, Rx 💊💉 @blame_valerie
chaotically bisexual / baby chemist / elder emo / straight up not having a good time / (sie/ihre) linktr.ee/blamevalerie a state of unrest Joined March 2017-
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My supervisor gave me "exceeds expectations" in every category on my annual review. I got a 65¢ raise. 😑
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Thought today was Thursday 🙁 Was informed it was Friday 🙂 I work this weekend ☹️
If I die and you think it might be nice to remember me by naming a portion of highway in my honor, don't
Guess who I get to work with tonight
Thank God the temp is dropping lol
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these freeloaders want to know if they can use your card to buy some stuff on the internet in other words, can we please get some help with our Amazon wishlist? we have a lot of mouths to feed at the moment 🥲 amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…
Just scratched a mole and it started bleeding and now I need to go get it checked out but I'm scared
Aaand my car started acting funny on the drive to work
I had to reschedule my gyno appointment and the soonest they could get me in was February???
Love that two people haven't responded to my direct question in the group chat, but they've been able to post on Instagram and Facebook
Last month, my lithium was delayed and I had to go without for 6 days. I just got a notification that my synthroid is delayed. I'm so tired of this.
The people doing construction across the street started up the jackhammer at 6:50am
Having ADHD is wild because why did the "Miss Mary Mack" rhyme just activate in my brain like it was my sleeper phrase?
I went to a concert this weekend and now I'm sick. Who could have foreseen this?
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