Squidward Tortellini @danielcsager
A bunch of bones wearing a meat suit. I’m just here for the memes. Pittsburgh Joined January 2015-
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Yes because golf tournament crowds famously represent broad and diverse demographics
Yes because golf tournament crowds famously represent broad and diverse demographics
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The EPA asking “grok is this true” after a train derails and a toxic cloud engulfs a city
The EPA asking “grok is this true” after a train derails and a toxic cloud engulfs a city
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I think MAGA is going to quickly find out that most Americans are not sadistic perverts that enjoy this stuff like they are
I think MAGA is going to quickly find out that most Americans are not sadistic perverts that enjoy this stuff like they are
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The Chairman of the FCC might lose his freedom of speech.
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MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT “SUBMISSIVE STEPHEN” (“SS”) MILLER IS THROWING THE BIGGEST, MOST PATHETIC “TANTRUM” IN THE ENTIRE WEST WING. CRYING, STOMPING, WAILING, “OUR QUOTAS! OUR ARRESTS OF CHILDREN! HOW WILL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT RAIDING THE INNOCENT?!” HIS TANTRUM WAS SO LOUD IT…
There’s a lot of reactionary doomerism on this God-forsaken hellscape of an app but I really am not sure how the US survives 3 more years of this
There’s a lot of reactionary doomerism on this God-forsaken hellscape of an app but I really am not sure how the US survives 3 more years of this
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I have always loved working with the smartest people from all over the world. they came to work for American companies, bringing energy and ideas. they become American. their children are born American. they fuel our economic engine and make America great
I have always loved working with the smartest people from all over the world. they came to work for American companies, bringing energy and ideas. they become American. their children are born American. they fuel our economic engine and make America great
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Letter G such a slam dunk it makes Georgia/TCU natty look close.
Letter G such a slam dunk it makes Georgia/TCU natty look close.
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"haven't seen you in a while, what u been up to?" me :
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I have to admit. You’ve persuaded me that neither the right nor the left can be trusted with protecting civil liberties. So, alas, it seems the only solution is a system of checks and balances on limited govt with a federal govt with only specifically enumerated powers.
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What if I told you there was once something even crazier that happened before??? 🙃
What if I told you there was once something even crazier that happened before??? 🙃
Build Jalen ramsey’s statue today @steelers
Watching dudes try to pick up a loose fumble is by miles the funniest thing in sports
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Unironically agree, WW2 defeated fascism so we could have religious freedom and freedom of speech. Sorry your side lost.
Unironically agree, WW2 defeated fascism so we could have religious freedom and freedom of speech. Sorry your side lost.
disgusting stuff happening @tyscottsays
disgusting stuff happening @tyscottsays
It’s so gross that Saquon Barkley has to play for The Evil Pennsylvania Team
ああ、そうだね
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A fan at PNC Park said they flew 23 hours to watch the Pirates on their sign in English/Japanese (I Believe) on the Jumbotron The fan then flipped the sign, which said "Bob, Sell The Team!" in both English and Japanese, to which the Jumbotron focused on another fan
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