David @david_h0s
NGL, this is 90% puns and food posts. England, United Kingdom Joined August 2011-
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Many such cases.
Many such cases. https://t.co/itWQO780fm
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Rare non-shitpost. In the market for a L/S seat either in London or the US. Please reach out if you have any leads 🙏
Somewhere someone is desperately hard coding cells in an excel spreadsheet.
Somewhere someone is desperately hard coding cells in an excel spreadsheet.
The plot thickens.
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Share prices of window repair companies plummeting
Share prices of window repair companies plummeting
I’m in serious trouble if Liz Truss ever manages to regain office.
I’m in serious trouble if Liz Truss ever manages to regain office.
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I see where this is going. “Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.” “But then we're stuck with gorillas!” “No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.”
Xi: It's like what Lenin said... you look for the person who will benefit, and, uh, uh... Kim: I am the walrus. Xi: You know what I'm trying to say... Putin: That fucking bitch... Kim: I am the walrus. Putin: shut the fuck up, Kim! V.I. Lenin. Vladimir Illanich Uleninov!
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Seen going into the White House yesterday...
He’s reallocating to Italy to take advantage of their generous tax regime.
He’s reallocating to Italy to take advantage of their generous tax regime.
He’s running.
He’s running. https://t.co/dBqEDhjDFx
I think my new domain name WAIFU DOT COM would be a sick rebrand of one of the existing LLMs or for a search engine.
I think my new domain name WAIFU DOT COM would be a sick rebrand of one of the existing LLMs or for a search engine.
“Like stealing candy from a baby”
“Like stealing candy from a baby” https://t.co/5Xcm8eEAz9
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