haiku platypus @haikuplatypus
Just a platypus, hoping to create things that you and I both like. Best so far: https://t.co/lWAsILCBOY twitter.com/search?f=tweet… A sleepy suburb tucked in the woods a few miles east of Seattle. Joined March 2018-
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just walked out of the grocery store and realized i parked like shit. an absolute fucking garbage approach. i’m so embarrassed. i can’t be seen getting into this car. i’m running away. new life. just the clothes on my back and this cantaloupe
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I bite the way I want to be fucked… Hard and deep.
Perfectionism perpetuates the abuse we internalized.
Once again, I am overthinking how to stop this overthinking.
Slaps me in the face with truth and asks me why I suddenly look braced.
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Highlighters should be yellow, orange, or pink. All the other colors are dumb and useless for the task of highlighting
Highlighters should be yellow, orange, or pink. All the other colors are dumb and useless for the task of highlighting
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can someone start some harmless discourse PLEASE
Even when I take the meandering path, I'm still moving forward.
Clenched jaw, sheared teeth, tongue thrust against my hard palate. Anger hurts to hold.
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hey bro come over and ponder our existence
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She’s a girl who looks like the air around her is just better air to be in.
Ambiguity labels the acceptance that nothing is certain.
Standing naked in the dark, feeling unsafe, I took a step forward.
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In high school I was voted most likely to come bearing grim tidings
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As I consider both dark and light, I learn that 'cleave' both cuts and bonds.
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don’t tell the right but i think food and water have gone Woke
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I'll give you a small piece of my every heartbeat to keep.
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Sleep is not enough I need to be catapulted straight into a black hole
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If she grew up listening to Poe, be careful lol
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@haikuplatypus @WolfieSmiffed I'm green with envy
sorry but this death cab only stops for uglies.
just walked out of the grocery store and realized i parked like shit. an absolute fucking garbage approach. i’m so embarrassed. i can’t be seen getting into this car. i’m running away. new life. just the clothes on my back and this cantaloupe
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