Paw Patrol’s Rubble Seriously Injured in Workplace Accident, Ryder accused of not following safety regulations buff.ly/3wFjfIn #pawpatrol #rubble #rubbleonthedouble #chase #skye #marshall #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes

Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped buff.ly/4a1eHdG #bluey #blueysdad #bandit #banditheeler #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes

Local Angler Unimpressed by Son’s Tiny Catch buff.ly/48D0jah #trophyfish #fishing #panfish #fishingdad #berkley #bassproshop #dadlife #theonion #funny #humor #satirenews #tattletaletimes

Siblings in Shock as Mom Buys Extra Large Bowl, Shattering Dreams of Escaping Dreaded Bowl Haircut buff.ly/3Imt28v #bowlcut #haircut #momlife #dadlife #theonion #reducestress #satirenews #tattletaletimes

“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats buff.ly/3V15nC8 #gentleparenting #momlife #dadlife #stoporillsaystopagain #satire #theonion #reducestress #satirenews #funny #parentinghumor #tattletaletimes

Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home?buff.ly/432r72w #lemonadestand #lemonade #smallbusiness #momlife #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes

Joe Rogan Experience Podcast Features First Child Guest Alec Jones buff.ly/4diNmpw #joerogan #jre #joeroganexperience #itsentirelypossible #podcast #satirenews #theonion #tattletaletimes

$200 Applebee’s Date Night Pass Sends Divorce Lawyers into Feeding Frenzy buff.ly/3wBDOVU #appebees #datenight #applesbeesdatenightpass #theonion #satirenews #funny #parentinghumor #tattletaletimes

Amazon Introduces Fire Sticky: Pre-sticky Tablet Straight from the Factory buff.ly/3Ikh8fx #amazon #tablettime #whyiseverythignsticky #amazonfire #jeffbezos #bezos #momlife #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes

Poor Family Dog Has Not Been to the Dog Park Since Baby Was Born buff.ly/3SXAUm2 #dogpark #dogmom #dogs #momlife #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes

Local Mom Paints Kitchen Cabinets a Trendy Sage Green In Attempt To Fill Gaping Void In Soul buff.ly/42Wa5mP #sagegreen #trendy #kitchenremodel #paint #theonion #pinterest #hgtv #satirenews #tattletaletimes

Scientists Discover “Big Bone” Gene, Overweight Children Everywhere Rejoice buff.ly/42QYOEh #bigboned #genes #dna #theonion #cartman #satirenews #tattletaletimes

Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide buff.ly/49uXv0n #momlife #dadlife #notme #lies #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes

Minnesota Dad Sells Family Cabin to Fund Son’s Obsession with Most Expensive Sports Positions buff.ly/3uRhdUN #goalie #hockey #highschoolhockey #upnorth #theonion #hockeyhair #parentingmemes #parentinghumor #tattletaletimes

Desperate Army Recruiters Visit Preschool, Sign Hundreds of New Recruits Who Don’t Understand the Seriousness of their Decision buff.ly/3xxz305 #usarmy #america #military #preschool #momlife #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes

Treatment of Pet Hamster by Girl Chilling Foreshadowing of How She Will Parent Her Future Children buff.ly/3Tf8pRZ #petcare #hamster #tattletaletimes #theonion #satirenews

Little Brother Declares He’ll Fight Back After Big Brother Beats Him Up Just 6 or 7 More Times buff.ly/49KCPB0 #brotherfight #bigbro #littlebro #bullying #theonion #parentingmemes #parentinghumor #tattletaletimes

High School Football Star Unmasked as 23-Year-Old buff.ly/48xwt6W #highschoolfootball #football #theonion #howdoyoudofellowkids #satirenews #tattletaletimes

Husband Contemplates Whether Yearly Date Night Requires Tucked In Shirt buff.ly/3SXKJjR #datenight #tuckedinshirt #parentingmemes #parentinghumor #tattletaletimes