Tattletale Times @TattletaleTimes
Your go-to source for hilarious news on the chaotic world of kids and parenting. Unraveling the chaos of parenthood with a satirical twist. https://t.co/pFbpZ6Lfd1 TattletaleTimes.com Minneapolis, MN Joined April 2023-
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Paw Patrol’s Rubble Seriously Injured in Workplace Accident, Ryder accused of not following safety regulations buff.ly/3wFjfIn #pawpatrol #rubble #rubbleonthedouble #chase #skye #marshall #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped buff.ly/4a1eHdG #bluey #blueysdad #bandit #banditheeler #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Local Angler Unimpressed by Son’s Tiny Catch buff.ly/48D0jah #trophyfish #fishing #panfish #fishingdad #berkley #bassproshop #dadlife #theonion #funny #humor #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Siblings in Shock as Mom Buys Extra Large Bowl, Shattering Dreams of Escaping Dreaded Bowl Haircut buff.ly/3Imt28v #bowlcut #haircut #momlife #dadlife #theonion #reducestress #satirenews #tattletaletimes
“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats buff.ly/3V15nC8 #gentleparenting #momlife #dadlife #stoporillsaystopagain #satire #theonion #reducestress #satirenews #funny #parentinghumor #tattletaletimes
Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home?buff.ly/432r72w #lemonadestand #lemonade #smallbusiness #momlife #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Joe Rogan Experience Podcast Features First Child Guest Alec Jones buff.ly/4diNmpw #joerogan #jre #joeroganexperience #itsentirelypossible #podcast #satirenews #theonion #tattletaletimes
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Amazon Introduces Fire Sticky: Pre-sticky Tablet Straight from the Factory buff.ly/3Ikh8fx #amazon #tablettime #whyiseverythignsticky #amazonfire #jeffbezos #bezos #momlife #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Poor Family Dog Has Not Been to the Dog Park Since Baby Was Born buff.ly/3SXAUm2 #dogpark #dogmom #dogs #momlife #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Local Mom Paints Kitchen Cabinets a Trendy Sage Green In Attempt To Fill Gaping Void In Soul buff.ly/42Wa5mP #sagegreen #trendy #kitchenremodel #paint #theonion #pinterest #hgtv #satirenews #tattletaletimes
New Ziploc Diapers: Secret to Success or Hot Mess Express?buff.ly/3P0EsTj #hotmessexpress #diapers #ziploc #momlife #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Scientists Discover “Big Bone” Gene, Overweight Children Everywhere Rejoice buff.ly/42QYOEh #bigboned #genes #dna #theonion #cartman #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Unfortunate Child Named “Not Me” Accumulates 30 Life Sentences Worth of Grounding Due To Lying Children Nationwide buff.ly/49uXv0n #momlife #dadlife #notme #lies #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Minnesota Dad Sells Family Cabin to Fund Son’s Obsession with Most Expensive Sports Positions buff.ly/3uRhdUN #goalie #hockey #highschoolhockey #upnorth #theonion #hockeyhair #parentingmemes #parentinghumor #tattletaletimes
Desperate Army Recruiters Visit Preschool, Sign Hundreds of New Recruits Who Don’t Understand the Seriousness of their Decision buff.ly/3xxz305 #usarmy #america #military #preschool #momlife #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Treatment of Pet Hamster by Girl Chilling Foreshadowing of How She Will Parent Her Future Children buff.ly/3Tf8pRZ #petcare #hamster #tattletaletimes #theonion #satirenews
Little Brother Declares He’ll Fight Back After Big Brother Beats Him Up Just 6 or 7 More Times buff.ly/49KCPB0 #brotherfight #bigbro #littlebro #bullying #theonion #parentingmemes #parentinghumor #tattletaletimes
High School Football Star Unmasked as 23-Year-Old buff.ly/48xwt6W #highschoolfootball #football #theonion #howdoyoudofellowkids #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Husband Contemplates Whether Yearly Date Night Requires Tucked In Shirt buff.ly/3SXKJjR #datenight #tuckedinshirt #parentingmemes #parentinghumor #tattletaletimes
David Cares About Hum.. @Democracy631
14K Followers 16K Following US Army vet who has a JD | "Don't give up coz you have friends" --P. Gabriel/K. Bush | Life: a soulful haiku! | Always learning | INFJ | Live. Laugh. Love.
Lightn Rod @RodLightn
9K Followers 10K Following Christ Follower & Constitutionalist. Married. 2 Wheeler-Bike & Motorcycle. Lived in Canada, Scotland & now Texas! Term limits, Balance Budget, Secure Borders.
Gud Buoydawg @Gudbuoydawg2
1K Followers 1K Following I was born in a cabin I helped my grandpa build. I am a patriot. I am eclectic. #America #Freedom #dogs #forest #kindness
Tw0Gh0stM00ns @Gh0stTw050774
72 Followers 512 Following Proud BRF supporter~ Murdoc and Ace fangirl *obsessed* over 21. Oh, yeah, SNAAAAAAKE!
JDI 🏀🦖🍁🇯�.. @jill_jdi
962 Followers 2K Following Parent, partner, educator, musician, Raptors fan…My tweets are my own. she/her #FireLecce #WeTheNorth #Ally CLEAN THE AIR #GoodTwitter
Hollie Harris @allholls
523 Followers 181 Following Writer. Mom. Storyteller. #GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time.
*Greenie Girl* @PatriciaGr65337
27 Followers 264 Following Self proclaimed comedy aficionado navigating life one laugh at a time | Always on the lookout for the next hilarious stand-up special or witty blog
Neil Foster @FosterNeil65920
203 Followers 566 Following
Eneida @eneida42lyons42
790 Followers 3K Following
Hobbstyle @Hobbstyle53
8K Followers 9K Following 🇺🇸Optimistic Tesla/Elon Musk fan. $TSLA Holder since 2023. I believe in God, and America 💪🛡⛓️💥🙏🇺🇸plz follow, IFB.🔥Good wins!
UN4GVNTOO @UN4GVNTOO
5K Followers 5K Following FKA ShinigamiOmega. Atheist. All politics suck. I have Huntington's Disease. Gamer, sports fan, wrestling fan, animation fan. JSU Gamecocks. War Eagle !
Jessey Electric Slut .. @JesterWuzHere
3K Followers 2K Following I am a Goldfish God! Dyslexic/Autistic ninja tortoise trainer. Marsupial. We/They/Them/Us avi By @popartcartoonz
Scott with a Silent T @SilenttScott
2K Followers 3K Following FYI, in Scott the first T is silent. He's told he's happily married. Dog named Lulah. Online Content Creator. Roots in WNC and Spokane.
Melissa (M²) @ToolGirl18
369 Followers 622 Following Just trying to get through each day. ♑🐐✌️💗🪬🌜 Because some of y'all can't behave, no DMs
Lamar Andrews @LamarMandrews
116 Followers 173 Following Creating a better future for my child and sharing everything I learn along the way.
L @Ann_Hedonia1
2K Followers 2K Following Non-committal hockey fan. Psych student. Part-time nihilist. Pro cat. Film enthusiast. Not fun at parties.
Failed Filmmaker 🎥.. @Fatmanbilbob
119 Followers 657 Following Sketch comedy | former bravo tv producer ORIGINAL COMEDY VIDEOS and some mean tweets that no one will care enough to read 🎥🤣 SUPPORT INDEPENDENT ARTISTS
J Nicholas @thejnicholas
3K Followers 3K Following Multimodal, reluctant simulationist, friend of a friend of a friend, #EchoInk
erica @ericanextdooor
10K Followers 9K Following making parlays & petting strays • 𝐣𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐤𝐞𝐥𝐜𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐩𝐚𝐠𝐞
Nicholas J. Nicastro @donniccolo
5K Followers 3K Following Devoted dad | Aspiring stoic | Early Tesla investor & #FSDBeta tester | Insights on Real Estate investment for wealth & freedom 🏡 #ButFreedom | #100Years
Grover @eiS96Bg96TctS1
38 Followers 1K Following I am a lively and cheerful girl who would like to meet a good friend.
jdstalnaked @jdstalnaked
11K Followers 7K Following Husband. Dad. Born🇬🇧Raised🇺🇸 Ipswich Town FC Kansas Grad #ITFC #RockChalkJayhawk #SportingKC #chiefskingdom
Mommy mom ma @GeriatricMommin
160 Followers 323 Following Boomer trying to gentle parent 👵🏽can’t shake that old-school ‘better act right before I beat yo ass right’ kinda mentality though 🩴 🎯
MOMther @PezzleStick
2K Followers 2K Following I have a theory about Jack Lord's hair. I break search links. https://t.co/EXnO4GD9LJ she/her/mom. Mom. MoOo
Serious Tech News @serioustechnewz
88 Followers 59 Following Totally serious tech news. It's on the internet so it must be true. Wanna write for us? DMs open!
Hallie Overstrom @HOverstrom84504
97 Followers 5K Following
Ramboo_sR @Ramboo_sR
45K Followers 43K Following ✉️ | DM for Partnership 🎮 | Mobile Gaming 🏆 | PrizePool Tournaments 🌎 | Global Players 📹 | https://t.co/9qK42rXOmc
lznlzn @nzl640
908 Followers 2K Following
🌜🤷♂️ �.. @raoulvilla
5K Followers 3K Following Husband father of 4. Wu Tang name is Tha Nappa. Parody, not a real moon. As seen on https://t.co/9fhkEMkr1v https://t.co/1vrml28KE3 the weekly church bulletin
Nikki Smith @Mrssmithmunday
8K Followers 5K Following Author. Addicted to coffee & dark chocolate. Pub’d by @VikingBooksUK. THE GUESTS coming 23 May '24. Rep'd by @AgentSophieL. Co-presenter of @InSuspensepod
Jennie @Jennie1446267
0 Followers 91 Following
The Radical Times @TheRadicalTime
26 Followers 75 Following Progressive and Facts-Based online-only newspaper and video essayists
//FemboyENVtuber @amar12158
819 Followers 6K Following
Stitch *Duke of Cool*.. @GetsumUSA
2K Followers 2K Following Marine Vet. Anti-MAGA Specialist | Prepare | Resist | Survive | Stay frosty hardchargers!🥶 🏳️🌈 Ally . Habitually triggering MAGAt’s. 🌊TAKE CAUTION! 🫵
Ciara Eaton @ci_eato
64 Followers 5K Following
Alice @amy_benton95341
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jallow @jallow3377602
205 Followers 3K Following
Camila Newbold @CamilaNewb35027
75 Followers 5K Following
Carrie 😈🕸🕷 @violetwidow131
17K Followers 17K Following (she/her) Remember the book and movie? Yeahhh. And all the stuff they say about redheads? Yep. 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️”Violet you’re turning violet, Violet”
boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker
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Kona Slater @KonaSlater
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AJ @Edu_emerging
2K Followers 5K Following Pancreatically challenged (T1D). I am interested in AP, SEMH, attachment and inclusion. PGCE student. LLM (Uni of York) LLB and QLD (Uni of Reading). 💖💜💙
Joe @joenahnah
7K Followers 8K Following Husband and Dad working from home, sharing funny stories and little pops of sunshine. Writer, baker, learner, laugher.
Juliana Jones @Juliana89751578
116 Followers 395 Following
The Tanya @tanya_the11313
386 Followers 924 Following I'm here to let my disgust with the universe fester.
Victoria lydia🌺�.. @Donovan19140599
428 Followers 5K Following Am looking for a man that will be able to listen to me , communicate his feelings to me ,
Johnny Revise @JohnnyRevise
229 Followers 1K Following After seeing what's on Twitter, I'm making sincere, encouraging comments from now on.
Ashraful Alam @ashrafbd7
129 Followers 2K Following Photography obsessed. I numb my pain with metal music, books, and movies. Stuck with a kid and a spouse. Eating my way to obesity. I suffer in my own hell.
Monster Truck Abigail @themommylode
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Matty @bestestname
13K Followers 6K Following Twitter is easy. You just have to be funny all the time or no one will love you.
redyellowgreendance �.. @RYGdance
4K Followers 836 Following Mom to two hilariously quotable boys. Link to my tweets: https://t.co/fEivqY0S59
Xuxa Xenia @XeniaXuxa
821 Followers 1K Following Post poacher Avid Bitcher rage tweeter half assed parent and okayest daughter ever. And not to brag or anything but I’m Canadian.
Heather Tomoyasu @USJapanFam
10K Followers 6K Following Mom-Focused Travel + Product Reviewer ✈️🌎 DIY Hair Addict ✂️ Amazon Influencer 📦 NY→NJ Mom of Twins + 1 👩👧👧👨👦
Mommy Cusses @mommy_cusses
26K Followers 3K Following A domestic hot mess. Author. Social Media Manager @pnmag https://t.co/xmC8SoY3sj
Gud Buoydawg @Gudbuoydawg2
1K Followers 1K Following I was born in a cabin I helped my grandpa build. I am a patriot. I am eclectic. #America #Freedom #dogs #forest #kindness
J Pieters @my3rdleftfoot
117 Followers 547 Following
Robo Justin (update s.. @justinmatic5000
2K Followers 2K Following Sometimes funny on purpose. Not Y2k24 Compliant. Married to a hot robot, so no dms unless you are @RoboEllen or have an exciting offer about oil changes.
Canadian Tiger @AddictedToNaps
16K Followers 10K Following • I listen to @toehider • @Q_the_Cat is my nap partner • I just farted on @MyLastChance8's pillow ⛔🚫No DMs 🚫⛔
Tw0Gh0stM00ns @Gh0stTw050774
72 Followers 512 Following Proud BRF supporter~ Murdoc and Ace fangirl *obsessed* over 21. Oh, yeah, SNAAAAAAKE!
Jungle Boogeyman @JungleBoogeyman
302 Followers 1K Following
Hollie Harris @allholls
523 Followers 181 Following Writer. Mom. Storyteller. #GenXer. And apparently the person in charge of what's for dinner until the end of time.
David Cares About Hum.. @Democracy631
14K Followers 16K Following US Army vet who has a JD | "Don't give up coz you have friends" --P. Gabriel/K. Bush | Life: a soulful haiku! | Always learning | INFJ | Live. Laugh. Love.
Eric Eiesland @Northwolf1
462 Followers 2K Following SEO/SEM Pro, Digital and Traditional Marketing Strategist, Communications Consultant and Technology AlphaGeek.
C Darling McNeil @cmcneil5571
187 Followers 598 Following Successfully raised 2 humans to adult hood! Dog Mom, work with preschoolers, volunteers with dogs. Carolina Hurricanes Fan!
Ribsy @Ribsyonsports
242 Followers 2K Following
MaksCan2021 @Can2021Maks
245 Followers 619 Following
'THE Fabulous' Mickie.. @MickieMarieLove
699 Followers 884 Following Post-British, Demi-Fluid, Polyamorus, Fabulous Anarchist Queer. Member TST 😈, Post Hot Topic Riot🏴☠️ Xrrl. Head Up, Horns High 🤘 (He/She/They) 💖🫂
Jill @jbsetaro
121 Followers 2K Following
JDI 🏀🦖🍁🇯�.. @jill_jdi
962 Followers 2K Following Parent, partner, educator, musician, Raptors fan…My tweets are my own. she/her #FireLecce #WeTheNorth #Ally CLEAN THE AIR #GoodTwitter
Leen McBeans ꪜ @LeenMcBeans
13K Followers 7K Following ✨Good intentions, questionable methods✨ Recovering academic. Mother of Dad Jokes. A third fun sounding thing. 🏳️🌈
Blue 💙's ✍ @EileenPCarry
10K Followers 10K Following LIFE: Just a thought … ~💭*… #IDWP 🐑 …🩴🩴Ollowfay emay—ingbray owersflay, ineway, and usicmay. 🎶🥂
UN4GVNTOO @UN4GVNTOO
5K Followers 5K Following FKA ShinigamiOmega. Atheist. All politics suck. I have Huntington's Disease. Gamer, sports fan, wrestling fan, animation fan. JSU Gamecocks. War Eagle !
Marl @Marlebean
40K Followers 7K Following If you innocently act like you don't know, people will explain dirty words to you and it's hilarious.
Ola @Ola28540357
62 Followers 142 Following
poetry @verseweave
2K Followers 625 Following when life shackles, i turn to intoxication. in art, in beauty, in ecstasy, in poetry.
ResilientSons @ResilientSons
373 Followers 873 Following Jeff Nelligan is the father of three military officer sons. His blog and book, "Four Lessons from My Three Sons", are at https://t.co/iDQlemzI8a
Big, Bad Caffeinated .. @Cafeinated_Dad
7K Followers 4K Following 🇳🇿 Considered a funny parent by @HuffPost @boredpanda and @TODAYshow Considered kinda funny but mostly painful by my kids.
Fomo Simpson @HaliPhacks
8K Followers 3K Following Keeping it funny on Twitter since its early days as a radio show. My tweets ➡️ https://t.co/Z2tnWjzeDx
Jessey Electric Slut .. @JesterWuzHere
3K Followers 2K Following I am a Goldfish God! Dyslexic/Autistic ninja tortoise trainer. Marsupial. We/They/Them/Us avi By @popartcartoonz
I f you have kids or not and you enjoy humor like this, here's your source.
Enfamil Develops Tranquilizing Baby Formula with Help from Large Animal Veterinarians buff.ly/438j18A #theonion #satirenews #babyformula #babysleep #parentinghumor #bottlefeeding #babformulareviews #enfamil #similac #tattletaletimes
Royals to Replace Entire Bullpen with One Really Good Trebuchet endofthebenchsports.com/p/royals-to-re…
BREAKING: Donald Trump reportedly told staffers at Mar-a-Lago that he's afraid his next vice president will try to kill him to take power, "because that's what I'd do."
Tried to scroll down on my phone with my computer mouse and oddly enough it did not work
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I love my mom. One time in 2012 I got fired from a job and she found a way to blame Obama.
I asked AI to make Mick Jagger a Muppet and it did not disappoint me …
"Select all images with Michael Cera." mcsweeneys.net/articles/the-m…
I’m with the kid 🫢🤣
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Spotted on our walk, above the free dog treats our neighbors offer.
Your $1 has been deemed counterfeit. Give us $5 or we will tell the @FBI
Just pitched in $1 for the onion, and after today’s Stripe announce, I wish I could’ve used crypto to ensure they get most of that dollar.
*boomer* she whispers to herself as she looks up a word on urban dictionary
When you heard the government is banning TikTok
@soren_iverson Our chief editor tried this option but the driver somehow keeps asking if he can “loosen his belt for a bit”
Uber Open Mic option for your driver to work on their comedy routine
My daughter is mad at me and just informed me that when she dies her last words will be “my mom is a loser”
Of Course Extrovert Wants Open-Casket Funeral: ow.ly/JLg750Rnvbt
I’m a massive beyotch in this episode but I’m real and that’s sometimes all u can ask of a swag lord
26 but goes to sleep wearing a nightcap
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