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The Babylon Bee Has Announced We Will Lend Struggling #Satire Site 'The Onion' One Of Our Two Jokes | #BabylonBee #TheOnion babylonbee.com/news/the-babyl…
Opinion: The Dad from Bluey Must Be Stopped buff.ly/4a1eHdG #bluey #blueysdad #bandit #banditheeler #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Paw Patrol’s Rubble Seriously Injured in Workplace Accident, Ryder accused of not following safety regulations buff.ly/3wFjfIn #pawpatrol #rubble #rubbleonthedouble #chase #skye #marshall #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes
#BRITISHVIRGINISLAND - Ferry company to end daily Virgin Gorda service kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/country.html… #THEONION - Americans Explain Why We Should Call The National Guard On College Protesters kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc-varied.h…
Local Angler Unimpressed by Son’s Tiny Catch buff.ly/48D0jah #trophyfish #fishing #panfish #fishingdad #berkley #bassproshop #dadlife #theonion #funny #humor #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Area man, Twilio co-founder Jeff Lawson, buys The Onion contentbuffer.com/issues/news/te… #Enterprise #MediaEntertainment #JeffLawson #MergersandAcquisitions #theonion #Twilio
Siblings in Shock as Mom Buys Extra Large Bowl, Shattering Dreams of Escaping Dreaded Bowl Haircut buff.ly/3Imt28v #bowlcut #haircut #momlife #dadlife #theonion #reducestress #satirenews #tattletaletimes
“Stop or I’ll Say Stop Again!” Yells Mom Known for Empty Threats buff.ly/3V15nC8 #gentleparenting #momlife #dadlife #stoporillsaystopagain #satire #theonion #reducestress #satirenews #funny #parentinghumor #tattletaletimes
Opinion: Why Buy Lemonade From This Kid’s Lemonade Stand When I Can Make Better At Home?buff.ly/432r72w #lemonadestand #lemonade #smallbusiness #momlife #dadlife #theonion #satirenews #tattletaletimes
Learning to laugh at yourself can be one step closer to learning to love yourself. And you better do it soon, unless you want it to be thrown in your face. #TheOnion is hitting us hard with this truth on #TheThriftStoreRundown. @TheOnion youtube.com/watch?v=jDovyM… 🎬📹📕📰📖🤣🫤
Joe Rogan Experience Podcast Features First Child Guest Alec Jones buff.ly/4diNmpw #joerogan #jre #joeroganexperience #itsentirelypossible #podcast #satirenews #theonion #tattletaletimes
#MERGERS AND #AQUISITIONS #NEWS - For $25 billion merger, Kroger, Albertsons to s kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/markets.html… #THEONION - Airlines Now Required To Refund Canceled Or Delayed Flights In Cash kensbookinfo.blogspot.com/p/etc-varied.h…
Twilio co-founder Jeff Lawson has purchased The Onion, the beloved satirical news outlet, for an undisclosed amount. #HumorForSale #laughriit #TheOnion
$200 Applebee’s Date Night Pass Sends Divorce Lawyers into Feeding Frenzy buff.ly/3wBDOVU #appebees #datenight #applesbeesdatenightpass #theonion #satirenews #funny #parentinghumor #tattletaletimes
Ben Collins, a liar and subject easy to satire, buying #TheOnion is both ironic and hilarious.
.@oneunderscore__ is NOT the CEO of @TheOnion! 🧅 This is a dangerous & unfounded conspiracy theory circulating around the Internet, and @BrandyZadrozny is diligently investigating this conspiracy theory's origins. More to come soon! 🙃🤣 #TheOnion
.@oneunderscore__ is NOT the CEO of @TheOnion! 🧅 This is a dangerous & unfounded conspiracy theory circulating around the Internet, and @BrandyZadrozny is diligently investigating this conspiracy theory's origins. More to come soon! 🙃🤣 #TheOnion
Peepo Pieces™ @PeepoPieces
9K Followers 3 Following #1 Trusted News Source for everything Twitch related 📰 (Essentially @TheOnion for Twitch) || Run by: @YUNGJEFF ||
Onion Politics @OnionPolitics
144K Followers 132 Following America's Finest Political News Source • @TheOnion
After Birth @AfterBirth
18K Followers 43 Following @TheOnion’s definitive guide to parenting. Avoid your children by reading about how to raise them.
Tour Golf @PGATUOR
109K Followers 282 Following ⛳️Voted “Best Twitter Golf Account”⛳️Not for Boomers or Karens⛳️#Satire⛳️Golf version of @TheBabylonBee and @TheOnion ⛳️#Parody⛳️
Skyler Higley @skyler_higley
26K Followers 997 Following standup/staff writer @midnight. formerly CONAN, @theonion.
Onion Milk Soup @theonion_test
10 Followers 1 Following The Onion is a Peabody award-winning news source founded in 1756 by Friedrich Siegfried Zweibel
Adam Albright-Hanna @AdamAH
10K Followers 1K Following Aha! Audience Builders - @theonion, @good, @wired, etc
TheOnion @manuelj2912
37 Followers 41 Following Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde
Runi Løken @theonion_91
65 Followers 84 Following 30+ years old from Norway. Will mainly use X/twitter to post when I go live on twitch and information about my stream.
Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti
133K Followers 751 Following I've written for @NewYorker, @Marvel, @TheOnion, @ComedyCentral, @McSweeneys, but mainly for you, the reader. 👇Check out my bot book!
meredith @dietz_meredith
18K Followers 2K Following too tired to pee, too full of piss to sleep. staff writer @lifehacker. headline contributor @TheOnion @reductress.
Max Gross ☻ @maxgotjokes
18K Followers 2K Following Headlines @Reductress, features @TheOnion. Words @Slate @Autostraddle and more. The nation’s foremost scholar on “And Just Like That.” He/him
Leila (rhymes with te.. @leilaclaire
8K Followers 1K Following SPOOKY ACTION AT A DISTANCE | writer & social | chief monster obtainer: @theonion FORMER: @Disney @Netflix @nylonmag @refinery29
The Onion UK @theonion_uk
17 Followers 8 Following Not the best news website in America. Just a British Tribute
alex furlin @thefurlinator
11K Followers 1K Following headline contributor @theonion • freelance copywriter • [email protected] • i miss my grandma
David Matthew Ryan @Theonion_peeler
27 Followers 0 Following
Sam Saulsbury @SamuelSaulsbury
7K Followers 684 Following I am the boss / / Comedy: @ClickHole @TheOnion, @tnyshouts
LIZ @lizanderson___
4K Followers 892 Following Writer @jackboxgames 💜 @TheOnion 💜 @PairedPod 💜 @Polygon America's Greatest Living Tenor (She/Her)
Onion PR @TheOnionPR
12K Followers 141 Following Follow for all news from and about @TheOnion, @TheAVClub, @ClickHole, and @OnionLabs
Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman
5K Followers 2K Following Writer, game designer, copywriter x Staff Writer @TheOnion & @ClickHole Stuff for Jackbox Games, High On Life, Starship Troopers: TC, Saints Row, other places
Scott Dikkers @ScottDikkers
7K Followers 2K Following Founding Editor @TheOnion and @TheAVClub https://t.co/jSiNZAu6wt Pub rep: Mark Gottlieb, Trident Media Group Talent rep: Scott Kaufman, Buchwald
Gugulah @theonion09
61 Followers 164 Following What you you see is what you get, what you read is what I think. Just a bit crazy but fun!
Orion (CEO of onions).. @orion_theonion
58 Followers 144 Following I’m the guy who got fucked in the ass by a scorpion trying to be the best hunter ever
TheOnion_store🧅 @Theonion_store
9 Followers 76 Following น้อนหัวหอม🧅รับพรีน้ำหอมเคาน์เตอร์แบรนด์🧴แท้100%💯 ❤️ ดูสินค้าใน Likes 🐳 ตัดรอบ 4 mar 2022 ⚡️ สินค้าจัดส่งภายใน 7-14 วัน 🍀 สนใจสินค้าDMมาได้เลยงับ #พรีน้ำหอม
chloecunha.bsky.socia.. @ChloeCunha
5K Followers 3K Following Comedian, writer, & actor (but only if it's gay) 🏳️🌈 headline contrib @TheOnion @Reductress @AwfMag, @plottwistmag Vespa @thepenumbrapod, Melody @STP_Podcast
Colin Nissan @cnissan
5K Followers 945 Following Humorist @NewYorker @Mcsweeneys @NYtimes @TheOnion // Voice actor // Copywriter // It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers now in book form. https://t.co/8BzgbTDjsl
Emily Withrow @emilywithrow
3K Followers 942 Following VP of Product @nytimes. Formerly: @qz, @knightlab, @theonion, @mckinsey. I like robots and code and writing—you know, lady stuff.
Theonion @Theonion619
27 Followers 41 Following
Zack Poitras @bigzackpoitras
1K Followers 358 Following WATCH HIGH SCIENCE ON HBO MAX! formerly @FallonTonight @FunnyOrDie @theonion. I love making stuff like lamps and comedy.
TheOnion @Isai16crespin
6 Followers 103 Following
Stephen LaConte @stephenlc
4K Followers 487 Following extremely mild // @clickhole @buzzfeed @theonion
Seth Rubin @setherubin
6K Followers 3K Following writer @jackboxgames // headlines @theonion // words @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @reductress etc // they/he 🏳️⚧️
Theonion Legality @bitriddlenews
10 Followers 59 Following
J @theonion_studio
59 Followers 274 Following 🇰🇷 20 years in 🇯🇵 | 外資戦略デザイン会社で組織運営側 | DesignOps UX Research | 庶民派ワーママ | Lived in 🇳🇿🇺🇸
Jen Spyra @jenspyra
24K Followers 1K Following Writer. a la @colbertlateshow, @theonion, @newyorker. Debut short story collection BIG TIME out now with @penguinrandom
James Hesky @JamesHesky
3K Followers 1K Following The @LayoffKids, The #DepressedChef, @ADTPod, sports and podcast headlines for @TheOnion, like a Phishhead but for Natalie Imbruglia.
Fusion Media Group @FusionMedia
3K Followers 582 Following True stories, in full color: @FusionTV, @Splinter_News, @TheOnion, @Gizmodo, @Deadspin, @Jezebel, @Lifehacker, @TheRoot, @Kotaku, @Jalopnik + more
Benjamin Apple @benjaminapple
3K Followers 2K Following Comedy writer in Los Angeles. Formerly @LateNight, @UCB, @Ranker, @theonion, @livefromhereapm. He/him, bi, genderfluid, cult survivor, homeschool survivor ❤️
Marnie Shure @marnieshure
2K Followers 2K Following I am the subject of the sentence. What the predicate says, I do. Have worked @TheTakeout @TheAVClub @TheOnion @Infatuation. [email protected]
Alicia Kraft @theAliciaKraft
2K Followers 679 Following heds/features contributor @theonion fatty at large (get it) please add me to more crypto scam group chats or I will die
the onion @theonion1011647
17 Followers 143 Following
Kevin Burke @Ke7inBurke
5K Followers 1K Following hey! | headline contributor @theonion @reductress @bwaybeatnews | he/him
the onion @theonion5
2 Followers 2 Following
Best of The Onion @bestof_theonion
3 Followers 5 Following Daily satirical quotes and excerpts! Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.
kevin flynn @whoiskevinflynn
2K Followers 1K Following @theonion contributor, once @harddrivemag editor
Mike Schuster @mcs212
3K Followers 761 Following Writer/Video Guy (@Atomic_Abe, @RiffTrax, @TheOnion)
TheOnion @Onio48
0 Followers 41 Following
The VMI Onion @vmi_theonion
1 Followers 1 Following
Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_
2K Followers 985 Following headline contributor @theonion, @reductress | writing in @vulture, @thecut, @latimes, @teenvogue, @mcsweeneys, @newyorker, and fan letters to Ina Garten
Onion Labs @OnionLabs
38K Followers 553 Following The in-house #advertising and #marketing team of @TheOnion, America's Finest News Source.
Jason Roeder @jasonroeder
14K Followers 2K Following Former senior editor @theonion. Out now! "Griefstrike! The Ultimate Guide To Mourning." McSweeney's: https://t.co/FOWqPNF6iz Amazon: https://t.co/Ir8P6gC1ib
TheOnion'sBestFriend @TheOnionsB44719
0 Followers 0 Following
Melissa McGlensey @OhHeyMeliss
1K Followers 936 Following Comedian/Writer/Clown (She/her) CA 🔀 Melb. I write jokes for @theonion and @Reductress. My solo show is on sale now! MOTORBOAT: https://t.co/TH2FZ9jTIo
亀 @theonion19
66 Followers 757 Following
TheOnion @Pickled_Onion72
31 Followers 150 Following
THEonionKNIGHT @THEonionKNlGHT
39 Followers 174 Following
TheOnion @TheOnion1049276
0 Followers 0 Following
evelyn gee frick @evelyngfrick
2K Followers 1K Following media jew (she/they)✨ associate editor @hey_alma ✨ contributor at @reductress✨ features contributor @theonion ✨words in @vulture @jezebel ✨ opinions are my own
TheOnion OfTheGroup @OofTheGroup
0 Followers 2 Following
TheOnion @OnionCZECH
50 Followers 490 Following Nothing to find here only that I listen to metal music.
Brandon Follick @follickacid
2K Followers 787 Following comedian & writer @reductress @theonion @newyorkerhumor @mcsweeneys @latestagelive he/him
Josh Modell @joshmodell
5K Followers 3K Following Exec Editor @Talkhouse. Formerly @TheAVClub @TheOnion. Freelancing, too. Sup with you?
Meg Indurti @megindurti
3K Followers 2K Following @newyorker @reductress headline contributor @theonion president of the United States
Onion @theonion313
0 Followers 1 Following
onion @theonion45
32 Followers 794 Following
TheOnion @TheOnion1077023
0 Followers 0 Following
the onion @theonion2
3 Followers 24 Following
Dan Spencer @theonion75
27 Followers 579 Following “Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you" (Anne Lamott)
Sari Beliak @thecrassceiling
2K Followers 2K Following Former Sr Contributing Writer @TheOnion also @REALpunknews @reductress and more! V hireable!
theonion @theonio07164825
1 Followers 2 Following
Seena Vali @SeenaVali
2K Followers 418 Following Senior Writer for @LastWeekTonight. Former Senior Writer / Sports Editor for @TheOnion.
Jocelyn Richard @jocelynrichard
2K Followers 320 Following TV writer, former Senior Writer/features editor @TheOnion. largely inactive
the onion @theonion17
2 Followers 21 Following
TheOnion NewsParody @OnionNewsParody
2 Followers 27 Following America's Finest News Source. NOT! HaHaHa. Or is it?
2019 krewfam @TheonionCookie1
0 Followers 9 Following I only join Twitter to see krew but I saw r34 on my fyp in Twitter.😭
TheOnionCBW @theonionCBW
1 Followers 65 Following Not affiliated with CB West. Direct affiliate of The Onion.
Lauren Moser @moserlaur
967 Followers 323 Following senior editor @theonion // former associate editor / senior writer @clickhole
Lauren Pulte @LMPinDET
3K Followers 2K Following Director @LambertGlobal | #SportsPR + Comms | Avid #Detroit Sports Fan | Previously @RCXSports @NCSA @ChicagoTribune @TheOnion @politico @cspan @MiamiUniversity
luke moran @lukekmoran
1K Followers 2K Following hapa writer w experience writing, being azn. contributor @theonion, @ucbtla. im not hungry but thank you
maureen monahan @momonahan
2K Followers 2K Following tv writeress and performatrice formerly of @TheOnion and @ClickHole
theonion @mediacrookx
2 Followers 39 Following
Leo Adrian Garcia @leoadriangarcia
1K Followers 739 Following doggerel-filled flesh boy flying thru space current: @ign former: @IndieWire @TheOnion @ClickHole @TheAVClub mets/jets/knicks/masochist Cuban 🇨🇺 he/him
Peter Koechley @peterkoechley
4K Followers 2K Following Hawkin' heat pumps @RewiringAmerica -- saving the planet while saving you $ on utility bills. Before: @Upworthy, @TheOnion, @MoveOn. Park Slope dad. He/his.