hedderbox @hedderbox
shhhh... just pretend you didn't see me. Flo Rida Joined February 2008-
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Never forget one of my favorite videos. youtu.be/EShUeudtaFg
The perfect song and video do not exi- youtu.be/-Qu5SKraWRs
don’t forget to leave out a plate of smallpox for christopher columbus tonight
Why do bad things happen to good people? To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
I found some false claims about me on the internet.
If you were a stripper in 2000, you're getting ketamine therapy now. That's just what the odds are.
Me: I washed and dried all of my clothes and folded them in one day. Them: did you put them away? Me: oh no, no thank you.
Yall…this is the last day of the month and I DESPERATELY need to make my rent TODAY. I have eviction letters and a pay schedule I need to adhere to or else I’m out by daybreak. PLEASE SHARE and donate! This is a 911!! gf.me/u/37rwr3 #GoFundMe
How do I politely run somebody over in my car?
Cat: HEY! Me: what? Cat: we pee with the door open around here. Me: yes, sir.
It looks like our local Target is dressing up as Christmas for Halloween.
We finally had power restored today after one whole week. Now I can go to bed when I'm tired instead of when I'm tired of holding my flashlight.
Is this a butt plug ring?

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