April @moonskye3
Job transferred me from Minnesota to Michigan. This state is draining me. The things I do for family. Michigan, USA Joined July 2016-
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Me: “Let's watch a film” Her: “There's no point. You always fall asleep before the opening titles finish” Me: “I won't, I'm not even tired” Then me, before the opening titles finish:
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We listen and we don't judge. Me, listening:
Bye Dad , proud Vietnam veteran 1945 - 2025 Forever a Green Beret
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How I actually look when I think I'm being friendly and cooperative at work.
At my Dad's American Legion for his memorial service. Then, to the cemetery for the funeral. At least there is cake so he happy about that wherever he is.
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The next time someone asks you why you watch so much true crime just say “research” and don’t elaborate
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My husband immediately took the trash out when l asked him to and my 3 year old said, 'I'm so proud of you for listening.' Seems like my job here is done.
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Everything reminds me of her.
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"So Mr Bond, we meet again"
I'm having breakfast with my 23 yr old and 20 yr old kids damn I old now.
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Secretary Of WAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
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Me at 3pm today after having my phone on silent for ten years. #emergencyalert
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My kindergartener has informed me that during gym class they sometimes do an exercise called the “cockroach,” and I am now 100% sure his gym teacher is a prior E4.
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"I am smiling, take the damn photo"
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Me: "I can't make it on Saturday night, I have plans" My plans:
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Department Of WAAAAAAAARRRRRRR!
I saw this movie today.
My kids finally made it through Chicago they are 2 and half hours away. They said Chicago was a nightmare. I tried to tell them.
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