mullet spy @mulletspy
Mullet hunter extraordinaire mullet kingdom Joined April 2010-
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I wonder if Celebrity Rehab can treat my addiction to big, saggy naturals.
Are we talkn cousins or regular folk? Askn for my buddy. RT @kimwilliamz: Statistics show that insecure ugly people stay married the longest
#uknowyoubrokewhen you sit your playstation 1 on top of your playstation 2 and call it a playstation 3.
#NamesBetterThanIvyBlue? you hoodrats are just upset because your name is Quandufylieshia Lawndellarta Nartiqua Smith Walker the Third
#namesiwontgivemychildren - Any name that ends with "iqa" or "isha" aka friedchickenisha ect...
What if they have strabissmus? RT @WTFuckFacts: People who are lying to you tend to look up and to the left (their left).
Today at work I’m going to walk up to someone and say “Uh oh, The Boss wants to see you…” then pause, lean in close, and whisper “naked.”
Oil $5 beer $10 farting in the checkout in front of old woman...priceless (smells like cigars & shit in here!)
Beyonce & jayz named the kid ivy blue??? Futre member of the blue man group???
Don't make fun of people who play World of Warcraft. At least they're riding eagles and casting spells. We just type words and sulk.
Unfollowed a dude for being depressing. WTH! That's what REAL LIFE is for, not the twitterverse! Get ur shit straight jackhole!
Facebook is where I go to be nice. Twitter is where I go to be funny. I need someplace to bitch and talk shit about lot of people.
My goal on Saturday is to spend the maximum amount of time being horizontal as possible.
I can't understand why the pornos I tried to get rid of at our garage sale didn't sell. I told everybody I looked really good in them.
Santorum is bringing the sweater vest back?! I'll just shave arms & neck for a natural 'vest' hellyeah! \m/
Thinking bout dressing as Tarzan for halloween. Where can I kill me a cheetah?

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