ⒺⓁⒺⓅⒽⒶⓇⓉ @Elephart
Discomfort where you want it. http://t.co/ujtk7vFqdz favstar.fm/users/Elephart… Cape Town, South Africa Joined August 2010-
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@Elephart @AverageCorners They just had to buy their porn at the newsagent like the rest of us."Playcat" and "Mouseler" maybe even "Cat Fancier" if you want mix it up
Dit the Beatles write Come Together while they played soggy biscuit?
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Shout out to all the gruntles that got dissed
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I gave a damn and stopped a river.
When I’m in the checkout isle, i open the fridge doors, fart and close them again… as a measure of goodwill off course.
I want to hang my laundry somewhere sunny, like Trumps arse.
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Shout out to my favourite "goods": times, talk, boy, golly Miss Molly.
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Like the royal wedding, a respite from ugly news
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Drank some wine, and now I know the wrath of grapes.
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Fucknut-in-chief: Every child is a precious gift from God. He forgot to add: Unless that child is not white, male, and straight.
I was going to sue my parents because I’m ugly, but then I found out I was adopted.
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I can't stop thinking about Princess Diana and how she would have loved seeing her baby boy get married.
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